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My name is John!

Posted over 9 years ago

My basic info

Breed
Miniature Pinscher
Color
Red/Golden/Orange/Chestnut
Age
Adult
Size
Small 25 lbs (11 kg) or less (when grown)
Weight
Sex
Male
Pet ID

My details

Alert icon Not good with kids
Checkmark in teal circle Good with dogs
Checkmark in teal circle Good with cats
Checkmark in teal circle Purebred
Checkmark in teal circle Shots current
Checkmark in teal circle Spayed / Neutered

My story

Here's what the humans have to say about me:

They call me Big John Studd. I came here to the Portland metro area with forever love on my Studd list. I am going through the contenders one by one, crossing names off my list, and have yet to meet a contender who can match my expertise. Without a body and brain like mine, it will be hard for anyone to match my skill level. So I am issuing a challenge: If there is any punk out there that thinks they can out love me, I will lay 15,000 on the line! 15,000 kisses go to the challenger that can best me in a love match. And I will go anytime or anywhere—we can do this in the street, we can do this in a crate, or we can do this in the dog park. If you think you got the heart to challenge Big John Studd, step on up! No one can match my heart or determination! Once I get you in my love clutches, they will need to be calling the ambulance and taking you out on a stretcher. I can love kids 10+. I can love cats. I can love dogs of any love. No one can out love me! I train myself every night in my crate, going over love holds and working out new love moves! Big John Studd will out love anyone that thinks they can take me. So put your love where your mouth is if you think you got the talent and determination, but just expect to go crying home to mommy, because no one is going to best the love machine called Big John Studd! 6 years old-14lbs. My adoption fee is $140 and includes: neuter, microchip, 1 month pet health insurance, reduced-cost training class, free vet exam, leash/collar, toy & treat packet, food sample.

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