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My basic info
Breed
Dachshund/Shar Pei
Color
Tan/Yellow/Fawn
Age
Adult
Size
Small 25 lbs (11 kg) or less (when grown)
Weight
–
Sex
Male
Pet ID
–
My details
Good with kids
Good with dogs
Not good with cats
Shots current
Spayed / Neutered
My story
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Here's what the humans have to say about me:
Hello, folks! I am Fozzie Dog! Comedian, lover, dog extraordinaire! You may be familiar with my cousin, Fozzie Bear, and his Muppets show. I’ve looked up to him my whole life, and he has taught me everything I know. I know what you’re thinking, “How does a bear have a dog for a cousin?" We’ll just say my uncle was a brave pup! Wocka wocka! But seriously, folks, I would like to thank you for your interest in my act, and I just want you to know that I can do this gig 7 days a week! You can book me for your living room, kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, I even have a little bit worked out with rubber duckies I can do in the shower for you if you like! Speaking of ducks, a chicken walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “What? You surprised to see me here?” and the bartender says, “Why? Did the cow sell the place?” Wocka wocka! I know that was a pretty fowl joke, huh? Wocka wocka! I am a barrel of laughs for your enjoyment, I can do children's parties as long as they are respectful, I can play dog soirees, I do private shows in my crate by myself, but the only audience I will not entertain is cats. I played the cat circuit and could never get a laugh out of those sourpusses! Let me be your personal entertainer, and I will keep you in stitches, or maybe we could go see that new pirate movie! As long as you know it’s rated Arrrrrrrrrgh! Wocka wocka! 2 years old-18lbs. My adoption fee is $180 and includes microchip, neuter, reduced-cost training class, 1 month pet health insurance, free veterinary exam, leash/collar, toy & treat packet, food sample.
