I am already neutered, up to date with shots, not good with kids, not good with dogs, and good with cats.
Excuse me, do you have a moment to pet a kitty?
He's a very nice kitty, I assure you! Super friendly, very playful - an all around excellent kitty!
But sadly, he does not get enough pets. His little head needs to be touched. His sweet little ears need to be rubbed. His darling little chin needs to be tickled.
You see, this poor, deprived cat is stuck in a shelter. And he only gets cuddled three, maybe four times a day! It's so tragic. But you, yes YOU can make a difference in this disadvantaged cat's life. With only 10, no 12, I mean, with only 27 pets a day, you can make a little shelter cat feel loved! Yes, just 29 pets and six cuddles per day will make all the difference for this furry little fellow!
Of course, it's kind of hard to visit the shelter so often, so we have a simple system where you can take this cat home to pet and cuddle at your convenience! Why, you can even play with this cat! Laughter and love right in your own home! One simple adoption and all of this can be yours!
Who is this excellent, yet tragically disadvantaged cat? My name is Leo! I mean, HIS name is Leo. Yes, he, um, he is a great guy who, uh, has the... same name as I do. And he needs cuddles. And pets. Lots of them. So... you should adopt him. And play with him a lot. And love him. So much. Because he'll love you so much. Promise.
So! If you know of anyone with some extra cuddles to spare for a really nice cat who could really use them, won't you please send them my - I mean, HIS - way? Tell them to ask for Leo - that's... um... oh heck, that's me!
Leo has been vaccinated, wormed, spayed/neutered and tested negative for FELV/FIV. If you would like to adopt this cat, you must come into the shelter for a meet and greet. We are open 12-4. (Closed Mondays & Wednesdays) All cats must leave the shelter in a carrier. If you do not bring one with you, one must be purchased at the shelter if available for $5.