Are you looking for a cat that is a little bit spicy and a lotta fresh? We have a cat for that! Meet Louie! Louie is a 2 year old Domestic Longhair that is petite and gorgeous.
But let's be honest (nothing else has worked!).
~ Louie loves to knead and cuddle on you, followed up by serious masturbation (GASP!).
~ Have any cats that are naughty? Let Louie at 'em and they will be terrified.
~ Got a dog that needs to be put in its place? Louie will take care of it!
~ Want a cat that will not go outside? Sorry but if you do not let Louie out to pee he will slap you silly. He is very outdoor savvy and only wants 5 minutes.
~ Don't like to share your dinner? No problem, but expect Louie to slap you good and possibly give you the occasional lovebite (or frankly, just bite but no puncture).
~ Enjoy walking through your house? Great, but please watch out for the cat that attaches itself to your legs with teeth and claws!
~ Is there a man in your house? Well Louie enjoys being held like a football- but only by men. Sorry ladies, but he will nip if you try it.
Yes, Louie has been with me for a year and you will be shocked to hear that he is 100% better than when he arrived. He has had numerous meet and greets and inevitably the interested adopter takes someone else from my house instead. Look, he just needs someone that is VERY cat experienced, patient and likes adventures (or at least has health insurance!)
You are probably reading this and saying, "HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS?" Well, shall I lie and tell you he is perfect? Let me try the truth and maybe he will exceed your expectations. Now, do not all clamor getting in touch with me, but someone please do! Otherwise he is apparently staying here...indefinitely. Thank you world- as they always say: No good deed goes unpunished).
Louie came from a euthanasia list and if I say I want to kill him it is true. But only metaphorically. He IS safe. Help?????????????? And for goodness sakes... laugh!
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