Hello, This is your CAPTAIN speaking.
I’ve flown into Amherst, OH from southern OH.
Was a pretty smooth flight. I’m settled in to a home with other passengers. There are 2 of the same species as me. 1 seems to have an attitude. He’s the kind of passenger we like to kick off flights, if you know what I mean. There are 5 (sheesh, they’re everywhere) that are of a different species. The big orange one I tried to play with, swatted me. What is that about? He’s another one that may need kicked off the flight.
I will be piloting this flight until a new one comes along. They tell me this one is temporary till I find the right passengers for our furever flight. I can fly with anyone, people of all sizes and different species. I’m a small guy at 30 lbs, but, pretty mighty. After all, not everyone makes CAPTAIN and at such a young age, 1 yr old…I mean come on! Am I rockin this life or what?
I can fly this pattern as long as I need to. I have extra fuel in my tanks. A lot of extra fuel…A LOT!
Before my flight they poked me, pilled me, and removed some of my parts. WHOA…that was not cool. Relax ladies, I can do almost everything I did before that happened. I know how chicks dig a guy in uniform.
They’re keeping me in an airline crate…What’s up with that? I should be riding in the cockpit delivering crates. They want me to potty outside….sheesh, I don’t see the big deal with that. But, I’m giving it a shot. Luckily those crucial parts are missing so not freezing those….
Let’s take a flight…it’ll be fun. We can play and then we can hang out…in your lap, in a cushy chair.
If you’d like to take flight with the CAPTAIN, give our airlines a call, Hartman’s Hounds, at 440-453-4990 or email firstname.lastname@example.org. One of our stewards should get back to you quickly.
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