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Posted over 7 years ago
| Updated over 6 years ago
I found a new home! Plenty of my friends are looking for one too. Check out other pets at this shelter, or start a new search.
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My basic info
Breed
Domestic Shorthair
Color
Brown Tabby
Age
Young
Sex
Male
Pet ID
–
Hair Length
short
My details
Good with kids
Good with cats
Shots current
Spayed / Neutered
My story
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Here's what the humans have to say about me:
Hi, my name is Funny Face aka Funny Honey. I don't really enjoy long walks on the beach, but I do love curling up and watching Netflix with that special someone.
I used to be homeless, but recently took a job making biscuits for a crazy cat lady. She pays me in snuggles and gives me free room and board in exchange for all of my hard work. If I play my cards right, I think I might even get promoted to Clean Laundry Pile Knocker-Over soon. Moving up in the world!
I'm a pretty honest guy; an "open book," if you will. I like to have meaningful conversations and am highly opinionated, especially when it comes to when I want my chin scratched or if I just want you to look at my face. I'm also a very good listener, especially if you happen to talk in a ridiculous, high-pitched, cutesy voice.
As if all that isn't enough to convince you of what a catch I am, I'm also devilishly handsome (Come on, let's be honest. Would you be reading my bio if I wasn't?). Yet, I'm still absolutely the kind of cat you can take home to mom and dad. Even Grandmas love me. Plus, my belly fur is ultra soft.
So, whether you're looking for a charming, eccentric, and cuddly friend, or just need someone to keep your feet warm at night, I'm your guy! You'll know you've won my heart when I start to lick my lips excessively and / or drool on your sleeve. Are you ready for your world to be ROCKED? Adopt me, right meow.
An application, safety home check, landlord approval if renting and an adoption fee of $80 is required. Discount to seniors, military/veterans, and proof of disability. Up to date on shots, neutered, microchipped and negative for FeLV/FIV. If you are looking for the perfect lap cat, the always by your side buddy, the always underfoot purr machine - Fate is your guy!
