Hello, my name is Grace Jones (but you may call me Miss Jones if you like). I have a confession to make: I hate kittens. I hate them with every fiber of my being. The older cats do not bother me in the least, but those kittens really irk me to no end. I am great with people. I am loving and playful, and would make a wonderful addition to your family (as long as there are NO KITTENS. I try seriously to injure them, so I can not say enough that I really need a home that does not and will not ever have kittens in it while I am there).
If you would like to meet me, please visit the PETsMART Adoption Center at 7050 Arroyo Crossing Parkway (Rainbow & I215) or email email@example.com.