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My name is Jason Bourne!

Posted over 18 years ago

My basic info

Breed
Domestic Shorthair
Color
Black & White or Tuxedo
Age
Adult
Sex
Male
Pet ID
Hair Length
short

My details

Checkmark in teal circle Shots current
Checkmark in teal circle Spayed / Neutered

My story

Here's what the humans have to say about me:

Well, so far my life has been like something right out of a Robert Ludlum novel. A lot of the details are top secret and classified, but here are the highlights. At about 6 months of age, I awakened from a huge storm, lost, with amnesia. I staggered into the nearest building which happened to be an animal hospital. They saw that I was handsome, sweet, and playful and decided that I would make a good office kitty. So now I'm like a hero right? I help sick kitties by donating blood when they need it and everyone loves me...until they don't. Almost a year goes by and the stress of the daily trauma that goes on in an animal hospital starts to get to me, so the vet decides I'm done and puts a hit out on me...and he's going to carry it out himself. I frantically send out SOS's via telepathy and just in the nick of time, am catnapped! If you can guarantee my safety in some sort of a witness protection program in a much calmer, quieter environment, I promise to integrate myself into your life like a pro. (I'm 1 1/2, and the mask and goatee are part of my disguise to protect my identity.) For more info you can contact Mariela at: marufer2246@hotmail.com or reach me at (561) 929-4829 .

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