Posted over 5 years ago | Updated 3 days ago
Well, well, well, what do we have here? You seem to have stumbled upon the most glorious Boxer in the bunch. It is I, Elie. NO, not El - lee. E-LIE. I just like to be different, so I added an E to the end of my name, but that's not important right now. What IS important is that you understand how incredibly wonderful I am. If you ever forget, believe me when I say I will remind you. I will tell you in my best Boxer voice exactly how pawsome I am. Where shall I begin? I am crate trained, house trained, good with other dogs, and I like those tiny humans you sometimes call "kids." I am particularly good at playing. Yes, I understand that I am a working dog, but when your job is play, well, then, you must give 100%. Therefore, I PLAY. Now a little background on me. I was found wandering the streets of South Houston, looking for my rescuers. Thankfully, they found me, and here I am now regaling you with tails (tales? I don't really have much of a tail) of what a sensational Boxer I am. I mean, come on, would I E-LIE to you????? My future hoomans?????? Now go fill out that app! I'm ready to go home with you today!!! Thank you for reading.