My name is Colonel!

I've seen a lot in my years, and I've become quite the gentleman. I'm sweet, like the sugar in your morning coffee. I'm independent, like a bird soaring through the sky. I'm funny, like your favorite comic strip. I'm smart, like the solutions to your crossword puzzles. And I'm loyal, like the sun that rises every day. Now, I'm looking for a new partner-in-crime. Someone who appreciates my quirks and wisdom. I am available for permanent foster due to my age and some health issues. This means that you take me home, while Save-A-Pet still covers the costs of my care and possible medications.