I am already spayed, up to date with shots, good with kids, and good with dogs.
Youse dudes and dudettes won't believe my moniker, a swell name for a maid; or a waitress; or a hefty, buxom nanny with a Chicago accent. However, I'm a Boxer from the Oklahoma hinterland whose name "Maybelline" signifies strength, courage, loyalty, accompanied by a witty view on life. So, my buddies call me Maybell, MayDay, Bella, and some times Toots, for the way I strut my stuff.
As you can see, I'm a big girl with the ability to climb mountains and romp through snow-covered lands to dispel the ennui of my daily existence. I also enjoy a good book like Lassie Come Hither or How RinTinTin Found The Calico Cat; both were best sellers back in the day.
My talents extend further in the realm of exercise or just plain fun: I can spend hours on the trampoline or doing in a cardboard box, and you gotta see me herding stray cats. What a blast! I love cats, mind you, but their caterwauling makes for sleepless nights; and I do need my beauty sleep.
In conclusion, do not let my story end here. Let us begin anew--as you peruse my classic beauty and consider a lifetime with Maybelline (or Toots), fill out the application and I'll wait for the words that bring joy to my life: "Come hither, Maybell or Toots. Let's go home."
Approximate birth date: 2/1/14
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