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My name is Garfunkel!

Posted over 9 years ago | Updated over 9 years ago

My basic info

Breed
Dachshund
Color
Red/Golden/Orange/Chestnut
Age
Adult
Size
Small 25 lbs (11 kg) or less (when grown)
Weight
Sex
Male
Pet ID
1939

My details

Checkmark in teal circle Good with kids
Checkmark in teal circle Good with dogs
Checkmark in teal circle Shots current
Checkmark in teal circle Spayed / Neutered

My story

Here's what the humans have to say about me:

You'll never find a pair like us, folks, not if you search for a lifetime. We were discovered under a bridge, the bedraggled remnants of a life gone to ruin. Our person loved us dearly but loved the night life and music more, as you can glean from a glance at our bio.
I am Simon, a 7-lb pug boutique hunk o' love, while Garfunkel (my partner) is a 5-lb dachshund who is similarly and simply adorable. We could have been munchies for the coyotes out there in the wild; however, the angels of Ahimsa saved us from this fate and named us after that dynamic duo.
We harmonize well together, although his ability to reach high C is always applauded by his listeners. On the other hand, I receive a goodly amount of treats when I shake a hand or sit or heel when requested. I've also been known to attract butterflies and ladybugs with my sweet scent, a talent many canines cannot boast about. Such insects are said to bring good fortune to the beholder.
Today you have the opportunity to embrace a duo of dandy doggies whose beginnings were dire. Good times are in store for the family who wants adventure and adoration from an amusing pair of musical pets.
So think about that "Bridge over troubled water/When times get rough/And friends just can't be found,/we will comfort you."
Simon and Garfunkel long to be homeward bound, with you.

You'll never find a pair like us, folks, not if you search for a lifetime. We were discovered under a bridge, the bedraggled remnants of a life gone to ruin. Our person loved us dearly but loved the night life and music more, as you can glean from a glance at our bio.
I am Simon, a 7-lb pug boutique hunk o' love, while Garfunkel (my partner) is a 5-lb dachshund who is similarly and simply adorable. We could have been munchies for the coyotes out there in the wild; however, the angels of Ahimsa saved us from this fate and named us after that dynamic duo.
We harmonize well together, although his ability to reach high C is always applauded by his listeners. On the other hand, I receive a goodly amount of treats when I shake a hand or sit or heel when requested. I've also been known to attract butterflies and ladybugs with my sweet scent, a talent many canines cannot boast about. Such insects are said to bring good fortune to the beholder.
Today you have the opportunity to embrace a duo of dandy doggies whose beginnings were dire. Good times are in store for the family who wants adventure and adoration from an amusing pair of musical pets.
So think about that "Bridge over troubled water/When times get rough/And friends just can't be found,/we will comfort you."
Simon and Garfunkel long to be homeward bound, with you.

Approximate birth date: 10/2012

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