I am already neutered, up to date with shots, good with kids, good with dogs, and good with cats.
This is Batman. We are excited to announce that the Sidekick position is currently open. Applicants must show loyalty, sharp intellect, opposable thumbs and an appreciation of my mission to stop evil in its tracks while not tracking litter outside the box. In fact, I have a black belt in litterbox. Sidekick daily tasks include, but are not limited to, food service and ear scratching.
An ideal candidate would have their own Manor, since I am temporarily staying with some friends. I think I heard their names are “foster.” Note that they will attest that like any superhero, my hygiene is immaculate and I am highly adaptable to my surroundings.
My superhero training has also enabled me to get along with other species. I am very comfortable around other cats, ferrets and cat-friendly dogs.
I’m no philandering playboy. A super-secret special process called “neutering” (even I was not allowed to be awake for it!) has ensured that I will stay devoted to our crime-fighting partnership. At night I will stay at your side, keeping vigil. Ok, I will actually immediately fall asleep but even asleep my Batmobile engine is running most of the time – purring like a kitten and ready for action. Ready to join me?
Please send your resumes to…www.AdoptFriends4Life.org