I am already neutered, a special needs pet, and up to date with shots.
Oh... hello there. I'm Bourbon, yes, like the fine, barrel aged whiskey. True to my name, I like the finer things in life, such as chasing my tail, burrowing under the blankets, letting a bit of drool out when I purr, and other refined pursuits. I was found out in the snow, and now that I'm back inside, I can't tell you how relieved I am. The outdoor life is not for me, when I know that there is a perfectly warm, safe, comfortable lap for me to sit on. I'm very happy to meet new people and receive belly rubs, and will chirp and squeak in a very manly fashion to get your attention. I haven't encountered any other pets or children yet so I'm not sure about those things, but I'm quite the gentleman at playtime and always keep my claws sheathed.
Now, I'm supposed to tell you that I'm FIV+, something that I contracted during my time outside. That doesn't slow me down, though. I am perfectly healthy and happy and am just like any other pet, FIV+ or otherwise. I'm so pleased I can now spend my evenings relaxing with a delicate, balanced can of tuna-flavoured cat food, and can't wait to form a special bond with my own person. If this sounds like something you would like too, then please drop Team Cat Rescue a line at firstname.lastname@example.org today!