I am already neutered and up to date with shots.
Dom was all set for a night on the town. He had washed his whiskers and sharpened his nails to a very fine point on a nearby tree. He had a little romance on his mind. He is just a young fellow with no experience in the world but he was sure his fine tuxedo suit and handsome face would please the ladies.
Dom was sure his name signified something very special in his future. Afterall, dom perignon is a fine name and a fine wine. He would impress everyone by ordering champagne all around!
Dom strutted down the avenue, looking hopefully for just the right place to make his entry into the social world.
Finally, lost and confused, he asked a malingering tom where to find a party place worthy of his distinguished name.
The tom gave Dom directions to the only place he knew that seemed suitable and Dom set off.
The tom had given the best directions he knew, but the locations was not exactly the center of nightlife for which Dom had hoped. Nope. He found himself sitting on the curb in front of DOMINOS pizza!!!
No champagne in sight. But there WAS a dumpster. And by now Dom was very hungry. Of course that was his undoing.
Captured, his tidy tuxedo coat a mess, and his whiskers tangled, he was now jailed on charges of vagrancy.
But fortunately, AvertingCatastrophe saved him and got him all gussied up and ready for adoption!
There is no justice in this world if someone doesn't adopt him and throw him a party! For more information, please e-mail us at email@example.com