Here is a note from Karen, who knows Schnookems the best:
That's right. I'm talkin' to you! You can call me 'Schnookems' too. I am playful, SUPER AFFECTIONATE, and comical tuxedo kitten, and just admit it, already... you DO believe in 'love at first sight', especially after you viewed my attached photo. Yes, I know your pulse quickened!
However, if you're STILL in denial, then you must reread you your horoscope, yet again! SEE! Now that we've established you're a romantic... Surely, you like beng 'kneaded' too, so then we can 'make muffins' together while falling in love this Winter. Research shows I can bring down your blood pressure and relieve stress, so don't give any excuses... like trying to say you are allergic to pets. If so, then you take grapefruit seed extract, aka G.S.E., like Karen did to get through thousands of hours at shelter with no symptoms when all allergy prescriptions failed. Today can be the beginning of our 'Purrrrfect Life Together';) Humanely, Schnookems
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