I am already neutered, housetrained, purebred, up to date with shots, good with kids, good with dogs, and good with cats.
To my prospective new mommy or daddy:
I promise I will be the best dog you'll ever have! I like lots of other animals... small dogs, CATS, squirrels and even turtles. I'm also a very good boy. I sit and stay when I'm told. I wouldn't even think of jumping a fence! Why would I do that when I can be at home with you? I know better than to dig in the grass but I do like to dig in the dirt. Maybe you could make me a sandbox? If you live near the beach, I LOVE to swim in the ocean. And I think boating is wonderful! I think kids are really neat and am great with them if I do say so myself. My 1-year-old skin sister stuck her face in my food bowl, and I didn't mind at all.
So won't you please, please, please consider adopting me? I'm healthy and ready to go. I've only had one family since I was born, but I'm very ready to meet my new one. I only have until 12/30 to find a place to go!