Posted over 2 years ago | Updated 1 month ago
Name: Bitey Bob
DOB: 05/15/13
Crimes: Biting under the influence of overstimulation and suspicious eye contact.
Sentence: Frequently reduced for good purr-havior and looking devastatingly handsome while guilty.
WANTED: One experienced, emotionally stable human with a healthy respect for personal boundaries and a tolerance for occasional mob-style justice.
Introducing Bitey Bob — a brown-and-white shorthaired cat with striking markings, a commanding presence, and the kind of quiet intensity that lets you know you’re being silently judged at all times. Bob doesn’t meow for attention. He doesn’t beg. He just exists... confidently, silently, watching you make poor choices.
He’s not shy. Oh no — Bitey Bob walks into every room like he owns it, and honestly? He kind of does.
Recently widowed (his human passed away), Bob is looking for a quiet, adult-only retirement home where he can sunbathe in peace, monitor neighborhood birds, and dish out occasional love nibbles when you least expect them. Not out of malice — out of principle. You were warned.
The Full Bob Experience:
Will silently claim the best sunbeam
Observes all activity with the stoicism of a mafia consigliere
Loves lap time — until he doesn’t
Might bite you during cuddle sessions, but then purrs like nothing happened
Sleeps like an angel, judges like a Supreme Court Justice
House Rules:
No kids — he doesn't do tiny chaos agents
Does well with calm, respectful cats who understand he's the boss
Will thrive with a human who speaks fluent “cat” and can read the warning signs (tail flick = time to back off, capisce?)
Bitey Bob doesn’t need much — just a cozy home, a sun-drenched nap spot, and someone who appreciates the complex beauty of a cat who bites because he cares.
He’s guilty… but he’s cute. And in this house, that’s grounds for early release.
For inquiries on adopting, please email DallasCatLadyInfo@gmail.com. You must be over 25 to adopt with proof of ID. Adoption Fee is $65 and helps cover care and vetting done. We only adopt in the Dallas Metroplex, if you're not in this area, please check your local shelters and pet stores for the local rescues they work with.
Name: Bitey Bob
DOB: 05/15/13
Crimes: Biting under the influence of overstimulation and suspicious eye contact.
Sentence: Frequently reduced for good purr-havior and looking devastatingly handsome while guilty.
WANTED: One experienced, emotionally stable human with a healthy respect for personal boundaries and a tolerance for occasional mob-style justice.
Introducing Bitey Bob — a brown-and-white shorthaired cat with striking markings, a commanding presence, and the kind of quiet intensity that lets you know you’re being silently judged at all times. Bob doesn’t meow for attention. He doesn’t beg. He just exists... confidently, silently, watching you make poor choices.
He’s not shy. Oh no — Bitey Bob walks into every room like he owns it, and honestly? He kind of does.
Recently widowed (his human passed away), Bob is looking for a quiet, adult-only retirement home where he can sunbathe in peace, monitor neighborhood birds, and dish out occasional love nibbles when you least expect them. Not out of malice — out of principle. You were warned.
The Full Bob Experience:
Will silently claim the best sunbeam
Observes all activity with the stoicism of a mafia consigliere
Loves lap time — until he doesn’t
Might bite you during cuddle sessions, but then purrs like nothing happened
Sleeps like an angel, judges like a Supreme Court Justice
House Rules:
No kids — he doesn't do tiny chaos agents
Does well with calm, respectful cats who understand he's the boss
Will thrive with a human who speaks fluent “cat” and can read the warning signs (tail flick = time to back off, capisce?)
Bitey Bob doesn’t need much — just a cozy home, a sun-drenched nap spot, and someone who appreciates the complex beauty of a cat who bites because he cares.
He’s guilty… but he’s cute. And in this house, that’s grounds for early release.
For inquiries on adopting, please email DallasCatLadyInfo@gmail.com. You must be over 25 to adopt with proof of ID. Adoption Fee is $65 and helps cover care and vetting done. We only adopt in the Dallas Metroplex, if you're not in this area, please check your local shelters and pet stores for the local rescues they work with.
