My name is CERSEI!

Salutations, humans!
I go by the regal name of Cersei, hailing from the esteemed House Lannister (obviously the fanciest feline lineage around). If you`re on the hunt for a cat that defies gravity and believes she`s auditioning for the role of a parrot, your search ends here. Picture this: I gracefully reach up, plant my paws on your shoulders, nuzzle my face against yours, and the next thing you know, I`m perched on your shoulders, just like a purr-fect pirate`s parrot. Forget the warm-up; I can leap straight from the floor because, as predicted, I`m a high-flying sensation.

Affection is my middle name, and I adore a good petting session. However, if you see my eyes widen and my tail start swishing, fear not – it`s just my way of saying, `Hold up, I need a timeout!` My foster meowmy has mastered the art of deciphering my feline Morse code, so we`ve got that down to a science. Ideally, I`d thrive in a home with older kids who can decode my cat-tastic communication skills. Dogs are cool, but cats are a hard no; #IChooseViolence.

Now, let`s talk hygiene. I`m a litter box virtuoso, and my scratching post skills are top-notch. Yet, I find immense joy in transforming my water bowl into a splash park. Interactive play is my jam – be it ring toys or wand-style gadgets, I`m all in. And when I`m not conquering the seas of my water bowl, you can find me lounging in my bed or on your lap, kneading biscuits like a master chef.

If you`re ready for a feline companion with a flair for the dramatic (and a penchant for shoulder-surfing), then Cersei is the name you should be chanting!