Posted over 11 months ago | Updated over 6 months ago
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Summers County Humane Society
Meet Squirtle:50 Pounds of Mayhem in a Fur Coat
Ever wanted to adopt a frat boy trapped in a dog’s body? No? Well, too bad—Squirtle’s here, and he brought the party whether you RSVP’d or not.
This 1-year-old bully mix is part dog, part toddler with zero boundaries, and part aspiring crime boss. He’s rowdy. He’s loud. He’s got opinions—mostly about how sharing is a scam and how your socks now belong to him.
Social skills? Let’s call them “selective.” If another dog even thinks about getting attention while he’s in the room, Squirtle enforces his own rules of engagement. (Hunter and Sandy, his foster siblings, have filed formal complaints.) After awhile, he comes around!
Also… he once un-alived a dove. So unless your chickens are made of Kevlar, this ain’t your next farmhand.
But don’t let the chaos fool you—Squirtle is smart. Like, “learns commands in three minutes” smart. He knows sit, down, crate, and is working on wait. “Leave it” came one murder too late, but hey—we’re learning.
He wants structure. He needs structure. And if you don’t provide it? He’ll be running your household by Tuesday.
When he’s not testing your leadership or turning toilet paper into confetti, Squirtle enjoys pretending to be tough—right up until you call his bluff and he hits you with the “Who, me?” eyes. He’s all bark, a little bite, and a whole lot of mischief.
✅ Crate trained
✅ Thrives on routine
No kids (trust us)
No chickens
Selective with dogs
Experts only
Squirtle is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re dog-savvy, unshakable, and have a sense of humor bordering on masochistic… you just might fall in love with this chaotic little legend.
Because underneath all that wild energy? Is a loyal, hilarious, endlessly entertaining gremlin.
Please sponsor me! The only place we accept sponsor donations is via our website at http://www.acwp-wv.org - please go there and click Donate if you wish to sponsor one of our pets. Thank you for your support!
Would you like to volunteer?
Foster Dogs --- Drive Dogs
If you are interested in Adoption, please submit an application found on our web site.
Rescue inquiries welcome! We work with rescues in northeastern states via the For All Paws Sake transport network.Our dogs can be transported as far as New England on Saturdays. Receiving Rescue Application
Summers County Humane Society
Meet Squirtle:50 Pounds of Mayhem in a Fur Coat
Ever wanted to adopt a frat boy trapped in a dog’s body? No? Well, too bad—Squirtle’s here, and he brought the party whether you RSVP’d or not.
This 1-year-old bully mix is part dog, part toddler with zero boundaries, and part aspiring crime boss. He’s rowdy. He’s loud. He’s got opinions—mostly about how sharing is a scam and how your socks now belong to him.
Social skills? Let’s call them “selective.” If another dog even thinks about getting attention while he’s in the room, Squirtle enforces his own rules of engagement. (Hunter and Sandy, his foster siblings, have filed formal complaints.) After awhile, he comes around!
Also… he once un-alived a dove. So unless your chickens are made of Kevlar, this ain’t your next farmhand.
But don’t let the chaos fool you—Squirtle is smart. Like, “learns commands in three minutes” smart. He knows sit, down, crate, and is working on wait. “Leave it” came one murder too late, but hey—we’re learning.
He wants structure. He needs structure. And if you don’t provide it? He’ll be running your household by Tuesday.
When he’s not testing your leadership or turning toilet paper into confetti, Squirtle enjoys pretending to be tough—right up until you call his bluff and he hits you with the “Who, me?” eyes. He’s all bark, a little bite, and a whole lot of mischief.
✅ Crate trained
✅ Thrives on routine
No kids (trust us)
No chickens
Selective with dogs
Experts only
Squirtle is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re dog-savvy, unshakable, and have a sense of humor bordering on masochistic… you just might fall in love with this chaotic little legend.
Because underneath all that wild energy? Is a loyal, hilarious, endlessly entertaining gremlin.
Please sponsor me! The only place we accept sponsor donations is via our website at http://www.acwp-wv.org - please go there and click Donate if you wish to sponsor one of our pets. Thank you for your support!
Would you like to volunteer?
Foster Dogs --- Drive Dogs
If you are interested in Adoption, please submit an application found on our web site.
Rescue inquiries welcome! We work with rescues in northeastern states via the For All Paws Sake transport network.Our dogs can be transported as far as New England on Saturdays. Receiving Rescue Application
Submit Application
Interview
Home Check
Sign Adoption Contract
Approve Application
Meet the Pet
Pay Fee
