My name is Mr Moo!

Meet Mr. Moo – The Professional Lap Occupier

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a cat *permanently attached* to your lap every time you sit down? Curious about what it feels like to lose all mobility for hours at a time? Or perhaps you’ve dreamed of being gently drooled on by a creature who loves you just a *little too much*?

Well, wonder no more — because Mr. Moo is here to make all your dreams come true!

This snuggly, slightly clingy gentleman is a master of the “human pillow” lifestyle. Sit down once, and congratulations — you now belong to him. Need a snack? Too bad. Bathroom break? Not happening. Moo has decided your lap is his forever home, and he’s not taking no for an answer.

He’ll nap on you, purr on you, and gaze lovingly into your eyes from an uncomfortably close distance. And when he drools (which he *will*), it’s just his way of saying “I love you.”

If constant companionship, endless cuddles, and a face full of fur sound like your kind of happiness, then Mr. Moo is your guy. Apply to adopt him today — and prepare to never sit alone again!