My name is Soot!

Hi. Um. Hello. I’m Soot. I’m very shy, very reserved, and very good at disappearing into shadows. I won’t approach first, but I will watch you carefully from across the room and form deep, silent opinions. If I trust you (this may take months), I’m incredibly sweet, gentle, and loyal. Think “quiet poetry,” not “party girl.”

Hobbies & Interests:

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  Sitting nearby but not too nearby

  
  


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  Being mistaken for a shadow, sweater, or void

  
  


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  Soft blankets, softer voices

  
  


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  Late-night zoomies (alone)

  
  


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  Slow blinks (a big deal, actually)

  
  

What I’m Looking For:
A calm, patient soul who respects personal space and understands that love doesn’t have to be loud. You don’t need to pick me up or make sudden movements. Just sit quietly and let me come to you. Bonus points if you enjoy peaceful evenings and don’t mind being chosen eventually.

Dealbreakers:

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  Loud noises

  
  


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  Rushing the vibe

  
  


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  Assuming my silence means disinterest (it does not)

  
  

Fun Fact:
Once I trust you, I will be your cat. Exclusively. Forever. In a quiet way.

Ideal First Date:
You read a book. I sit six feet away. We pretend not to notice each other. It’s perfect.