Posted over 4 months ago | Updated 1 week ago
ZOOOOOMMMMIES FROM OUTER SPACE Available for Foster or Adoption
Pluto has landed. Earth wasn’t ready.
If you’re looking for a calm, reserved companion who quietly observes life from the sidelines… keep scrolling.
But if you’re ready for full-blown joy wrapped in a 70 lb shepherd/lab mix with soft eyes and faster-than-light zoomies, then hi. I’m Pluto. I’m one year old, fully neutered, vaccinated, and heartworm negative—and I’m pretty sure I’m your soulmate.
Yes, I’m named after a planet (or a cartoon dog, depending on who you ask), and yes, I bring galactic-level good vibes. I’m from another world, but I’ve mastered a few Earthly skills you’ll appreciate:
Potty-trained — No surprises on the rug. I’ve got self-respect.
Leash pro — I stick right by your side. No tugging, no drama.
Toy lover — I just discovered toys and I’m obsessed, but I don’t destroy them. Promise.
Dog-friendly — I light up around other pups and would love a buddy to play with.
Kid-certified — I love kids and will happily match their energy (and clean up snack crumbs).
Cat-friendly-ish — I don’t chase them… I run from them. Those tiny tigers spook me.
What really makes me special? I’m extremely social—like, walk-down-the-street-and-make-friends-with-strangers social. I want to say hi to everyone, wag my tail at every passing dog, and be part of every moment. I don’t just want to be in your life—I want to orbit around you, day and night.
I’m ready to bring joy, zoomies, and deep-space cuddles to someone who gets me.
So…
Ready to adopt a cosmic-level good boy?
Apply now. Pluto is in your orbit—and closing in fast.
ZOOOOOMMMMIES FROM OUTER SPACE Available for Foster or Adoption
Pluto has landed. Earth wasn’t ready.
If you’re looking for a calm, reserved companion who quietly observes life from the sidelines… keep scrolling.
But if you’re ready for full-blown joy wrapped in a 70 lb shepherd/lab mix with soft eyes and faster-than-light zoomies, then hi. I’m Pluto. I’m one year old, fully neutered, vaccinated, and heartworm negative—and I’m pretty sure I’m your soulmate.
Yes, I’m named after a planet (or a cartoon dog, depending on who you ask), and yes, I bring galactic-level good vibes. I’m from another world, but I’ve mastered a few Earthly skills you’ll appreciate:
Potty-trained — No surprises on the rug. I’ve got self-respect.
Leash pro — I stick right by your side. No tugging, no drama.
Toy lover — I just discovered toys and I’m obsessed, but I don’t destroy them. Promise.
Dog-friendly — I light up around other pups and would love a buddy to play with.
Kid-certified — I love kids and will happily match their energy (and clean up snack crumbs).
Cat-friendly-ish — I don’t chase them… I run from them. Those tiny tigers spook me.
What really makes me special? I’m extremely social—like, walk-down-the-street-and-make-friends-with-strangers social. I want to say hi to everyone, wag my tail at every passing dog, and be part of every moment. I don’t just want to be in your life—I want to orbit around you, day and night.
I’m ready to bring joy, zoomies, and deep-space cuddles to someone who gets me.
So…
Ready to adopt a cosmic-level good boy?
Apply now. Pluto is in your orbit—and closing in fast.
