Meet Bonnie & Hob Goblin — The Dynamic Duo You Never Knew You Needed 😼🔥
Let’s be honest: the world is on fire, rent is too high, and your emotional support coffee isn’t cutting it anymore. You know what you really need? Two tiny chaos goblins in fur suits who will absolutely wreck your home and your heart — in that order.
Hob Goblin (aka Hobbie) is exactly what her name implies: part cat, part gremlin, full-time menace. Her hobbies include stealing straw wrappers, batting napkins off the table, and levying the sacred Troll Tax — a fee you pay in random household objects to keep her entertained (and to avoid her wrath). She’s a one-cat crime wave with toe beans.
Bonnie, her slightly more civilized sister, likes to pretend she’s the “responsible one,” but don’t be fooled. Sure, she’s cuddly, loves to sleep with her humans, and appreciates a nice cuddle — but she’s also first in line for a freshly scooped litter box like it’s a VIP spa experience.
These girls have been hand-raised since they were just a few days old, so they think humans exist purely for their amusement (and honestly, they’re not wrong). They don’t have to be adopted together, but separating them might cause an interdimensional rift — so, you know, proceed with caution.
If you’re ready to laugh, cry, and question your life choices daily (in the best possible way), Bonnie and Hob Goblin are waiting to move in and take over. Adopt chaos. Adopt joy. Adopt these tiny disasters today. 🖤
Meet Bonnie & Hob Goblin — The Dynamic Duo You Never Knew You Needed 😼🔥
Let’s be honest: the world is on fire, rent is too high, and your emotional support coffee isn’t cutting it anymore. You know what you really need? Two tiny chaos goblins in fur suits who will absolutely wreck your home and your heart — in that order.
Hob Goblin (aka Hobbie) is exactly what her name implies: part cat, part gremlin, full-time menace. Her hobbies include stealing straw wrappers, batting napkins off the table, and levying the sacred Troll Tax — a fee you pay in random household objects to keep her entertained (and to avoid her wrath). She’s a one-cat crime wave with toe beans.
Bonnie, her slightly more civilized sister, likes to pretend she’s the “responsible one,” but don’t be fooled. Sure, she’s cuddly, loves to sleep with her humans, and appreciates a nice cuddle — but she’s also first in line for a freshly scooped litter box like it’s a VIP spa experience.
These girls have been hand-raised since they were just a few days old, so they think humans exist purely for their amusement (and honestly, they’re not wrong). They don’t have to be adopted together, but separating them might cause an interdimensional rift — so, you know, proceed with caution.
If you’re ready to laugh, cry, and question your life choices daily (in the best possible way), Bonnie and Hob Goblin are waiting to move in and take over. Adopt chaos. Adopt joy. Adopt these tiny disasters today. 🖤
Dog Application: https://www.shelterluv.com/matchme/adopt/RAR/Dog
Cat Application: https://www.shelterluv.com/matchme/adopt/RAR/Cat
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Interview
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Approve Application
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Meet the Pet
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Sign Adoption Contract
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Pay Fee
Additional adoption info
All of our animals come with health records and are dewormed, have age appropriate vaccinations, spayed or neutered, microchipped, all cats are FIV/FeLV tested, and all dogs over 6 months are heartworm tested.
In order to be considered as an adopter you must:
* Be 21 years of age or older
* Have identification showing your present address
* Agree to a home check
* Be able and willing to provide a loving, safe and peaceful environment for this pet
* Be financially stable and willing to provide any necessary medical care
Once you have filled out an application, your application will be reviewed. If approved, we will contact you to schedule a meet and greet and home check via the email address provided.
All of our animals come with health records and are dewormed, have age appropriate vaccinations, spayed or neutered, microchipped, all cats are FIV/FeLV tested, and all dogs over 6 months are heartworm tested.
In order to be considered as an adopter you must:
* Be 21 years of age or older
* Have identification showing your present address
* Agree to a home check
* Be able and willing to provide a loving, safe and peaceful environment for this pet
* Be financially stable and willing to provide any necessary medical care
Once you have filled out an application, your application will be reviewed. If approved, we will contact you to schedule a meet and greet and home check via the email address provided.
We are by appointment only. Please apply today to set up an appointment. Please know we do have open adoption hours from 12-4pm every Saturday.
We are by appointment only. Please apply today to set up an appointment. Please know we do have open adoption hours from 12-4pm every Saturday.
More about this shelter
A 501(c)3 Animal Rescue in Pasco County, FL, our mission is to protect and advocate for all companion animals in need. We do this through rescue, adoption and spay and neuter services. Additionally, we hope to build a humane community that promotes compassion and kindness, by controlling the overpopulation of these animals through Trap-Neuter-Return (TNR), community outreach services, pet food bank, and education.
A 501(c)3 Animal Rescue in Pasco County, FL, our mission is to protect and advocate for all companion animals in need. We do this through rescue, adoption and spay and neuter services. Additionally, we hope to build a humane community that promotes compassion and kindness, by controlling the overpopulation of these animals through Trap-Neuter-Return (TNR), community outreach services, pet food bank, and education.
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