Hi, I'm Tessa!

Look, I'm just going to be real with you—I'm kind of a big deal. At six months old, I've already figured out that humans are the absolute BEST, and I'm ready to prove it to you every single day.

You see this shimmery silver coat? Yeah, they think I might be part Russian Blue, which basically makes me feline royalty. But don't worry, I won't let it go to my head... much. What I will do is follow you from room to room, supervise your every activity, and probably scale your bookshelf just to show you I can. I'm basically a tiny, elegant acrobat who happens to purr.

Here's the thing about me: I'm SMART. Like, scary smart. I've already mastered door handles (you're welcome), figured out which cabinet has the treats, and I can read your mood better than most therapists. I learn fast, play hard, and when I'm not launching myself at the highest point in any room, I'm plotting my next athletic feat.

Now, full transparency—because I believe in honesty in relationships—if there are other cats in your life, I might need a hot minute to warm up. I'm a bit of a drama queen at first (okay, I might hiss a little), but give me three or four days and I promise I'll chill out. I just need to establish that I'm the star of this show, and then we're all good. Think of it as my audition phase.

But YOU? Human of my dreams? I'm already obsessed with you. I just know it.

I'm looking for someone who appreciates a clever, gorgeous, high-energy girl who will make every day an adventure. In return, I'll give you my whole heart, my signature head-bonks, and entertainment for days.

So... are you my person? Because this cage is really cramping my style, and I've got so much love to give.

Forever yours (hopefully), Tessa