My name is Mouse!

Now Hiring: Social Media Manager for Mouse the Cat

Position: Full-Time Social Media Manager
Employer: Mouse, Gentle Observer & Professional Sidekick
Company: Purr & Knead, LLC
Location: Wherever the other pets are (preferably near the litter box during cleanings)

About Mouse

Mouse is a shy, sweet, buff-and-white kitty with a gentle heart and a quiet, endearing presence. She prefers to observe the world from a safe distance at firstcarefully watching, analyzing, and silently judging (especially during litter box maintenance). With patience and a calm approach, Mouse blossoms into a loving companion who enjoys gentle pets, cozy naps, and quiet togetherness.

Mouse is never alone by choice. She thrives alongside other animals and feels most confident with a trusted companion nearbyideally her brother Clarence, though shes open to expanding her inner circle. Her brand is built on softness, companionship, and subtle humor that sneaks up on you when you least expect it.

Role Overview

Mouse is seeking a dedicated Social Media Manager to curate, document, and amplify her life of quiet observations, cozy friendships, and low-key comedic moments. The ideal candidate understands that not all stars demand the spotlightsome simply glow when surrounded by others.

Responsibilities

• Capture and share Mouses daily activities, including:
  • Observing other pets from a respectful distance
  • Supervising litter box cleanings with intense focus
  • Gentle cuddles, quiet purring, and companion naps
• Highlight Mouses strong bond with other animals and her preference for paired content
• Manage Mouses online presence with a calm, reassuring toneno sudden movements
• Produce content that showcases her shy-to-sweet transformation arc
• Ensure no photo is posted without at least one trusted animal companion nearby
• Respect Mouses need for breaks, space, and emotional safety
• Accept that Mouse may contribute creative direction exclusively through staring

Basic Qualifications

• Patience, empathy, and an appreciation for quiet personalities
• Ability to move slowly and speak softly
• Comfortable working alongside multiple pets at all times
• Willingness to be silently supervised during household tasks
• Understanding that trust is earned, not demanded

Advanced Skills

• Ability to interpret subtle body language, side-eyes, and gentle tail flicks
• Experience photographing cats who prefer not to be perceived (at first)
• Skilled at capturing moments of connection between animal siblings
• Willingness to let Clarence co-star frequently
• Comfortable with the idea that Mouse may cancel content plans to nap instead

Compensation & Perks

• Competitive purr-based salary
• Quiet companionship
• Occasional gentle head leans
• Behind-the-scenes access to elite litter box supervision
• Emotional fulfillment from helping a shy kitty shine
• Paid in love, trust, and shed fur

To Apply

Sit nearby.
Do not rush.
Allow Mouse to observe you for several days.
If she stays in the room, congratulationsyoure shortlisted.

Mouse is a paws-on leader who believes the best content comes from authenticity, companionship, and a little bit of curiosity.

Interested in meeting Mouse (and possibly Clarence)?