Sith - The Dark Lord of Mischief
Meet Sith, a sleek panther of the household whose midnight-black coat gleams with an almost supernatural sheen. Named after the galaxy's most notorious villains, this charming rogue embraces his dark side with enthusiasm—though his version involves knocking things off counters rather than conquering star systems.
By day, Sith can be found plotting his next ambush from behind curtains or executing gravity experiments with your favorite coffee mug. His yellow-green eyes miss nothing, tracking every movement with the intensity of a predator (or at least until he gets distracted by a dust mote). Despite his fearsome name, this void with eyes has a purr that could power a small starship and an insatiable appetite for chin scratches.
His superpowers include: becoming completely invisible in dark rooms (leading to many accidental toe encounters), perfecting the art of the 3 AM zoomies, and giving you that judgmental stare that makes you question all your life choices. He believes the red dot is his eternal nemesis and that all boxes—regardless of size—were created specifically for him.
Though he may rule his domain with an iron paw, Sith's true weakness is tuna treats and the warm laptop you were definitely using. In the eternal battle between good and evil, Sith has chosen chaos—adorable, fluffy chaos.
"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to... wait, is that a treat?" - Sith, probably
Sith - The Dark Lord of Mischief
Meet Sith, a sleek panther of the household whose midnight-black coat gleams with an almost supernatural sheen. Named after the galaxy's most notorious villains, this charming rogue embraces his dark side with enthusiasm—though his version involves knocking things off counters rather than conquering star systems.
By day, Sith can be found plotting his next ambush from behind curtains or executing gravity experiments with your favorite coffee mug. His yellow-green eyes miss nothing, tracking every movement with the intensity of a predator (or at least until he gets distracted by a dust mote). Despite his fearsome name, this void with eyes has a purr that could power a small starship and an insatiable appetite for chin scratches.
His superpowers include: becoming completely invisible in dark rooms (leading to many accidental toe encounters), perfecting the art of the 3 AM zoomies, and giving you that judgmental stare that makes you question all your life choices. He believes the red dot is his eternal nemesis and that all boxes—regardless of size—were created specifically for him.
Though he may rule his domain with an iron paw, Sith's true weakness is tuna treats and the warm laptop you were definitely using. In the eternal battle between good and evil, Sith has chosen chaos—adorable, fluffy chaos.
"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to... wait, is that a treat?" - Sith, probably
