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Meet Noir, a sleek panther in miniature form whose name means "black" in French—because he's sophisticated like that. This velvet-furred gentleman is equal parts charm and chaos, with eyes that gleam like amber moons against his obsidian coat.
By day, Noir is a professional sunbeam inspector and cardboard box quality control specialist. By night, he transforms into a shadow ninja, launching surprise attacks on unsuspecting toes and practicing his parkour skills across every elevated surface in the house. His favorite hobbies include knocking items off tables (for science), sitting directly on whatever you're reading, and performing elaborate acrobatic routines at 3 AM.
Despite his mischievous streak, Noir has a secret soft side. He'll curl up in your lap when he thinks no one's watching, purring like a tiny motorcycle engine. He's also an accomplished conversationalist who has strong opinions about dinner being served precisely on time.
Warning: This void with eyes will steal your heart, your hair ties, and probably your seat the moment you stand up. Approach with treats and prepare for a lifetime of entertaining chaos wrapped in the softest, darkest fur you've ever touched.
Special Skills: Disappearing in dark rooms, photobombing, strategic loaf-positioning
Weakness: The red dot (his nemesis)
Life Philosophy: If I fits, I sits. If I don't fits, I still sits.
Meet Noir, a sleek panther in miniature form whose name means "black" in French—because he's sophisticated like that. This velvet-furred gentleman is equal parts charm and chaos, with eyes that gleam like amber moons against his obsidian coat.
By day, Noir is a professional sunbeam inspector and cardboard box quality control specialist. By night, he transforms into a shadow ninja, launching surprise attacks on unsuspecting toes and practicing his parkour skills across every elevated surface in the house. His favorite hobbies include knocking items off tables (for science), sitting directly on whatever you're reading, and performing elaborate acrobatic routines at 3 AM.
Despite his mischievous streak, Noir has a secret soft side. He'll curl up in your lap when he thinks no one's watching, purring like a tiny motorcycle engine. He's also an accomplished conversationalist who has strong opinions about dinner being served precisely on time.
Warning: This void with eyes will steal your heart, your hair ties, and probably your seat the moment you stand up. Approach with treats and prepare for a lifetime of entertaining chaos wrapped in the softest, darkest fur you've ever touched.
Special Skills: Disappearing in dark rooms, photobombing, strategic loaf-positioning
Weakness: The red dot (his nemesis)
Life Philosophy: If I fits, I sits. If I don't fits, I still sits.
