Meet your next furever friend: Mr. Steal-Your-Girl (and Your AirPods) 😼
He’s that chaotic-but-charming bad boy everyone swears they’re done with… until he jumps in your lap and starts purring like a tiny motorcycle.
His red flags 🚩:
• Leaves mysterious pawprints on your countertops. Was he up there? He’ll never tell.
• Has a PhD in Grand Theft Pen. If it rolls, it’s his now.
• May gently remove an AirPod straight from your ear because clearly you weren’t using it correctly.
• Parkour enthusiast. Leaps higher than physics intended.
• Demands open blinds at all times because Neighborhood Watch is a full-time job.
His green flags 💚:
• Jumps into your lap like he’s been waiting his whole life for you.
• Professional TV snuggler. Will binge-watch anything as long as there are cuddles.
• Playful, hilarious, and 100% committed to making you laugh daily.
• Silly in that “how is this my life and why do I love it?” kind of way.
He’s affectionate, entertaining, and absolutely devoted to his people.
Adopt him if you’re ready for:
✨ a little chaos
✨ a lot of laughs
✨ and a best friend who will absolutely steal your pen but also your heart
Apply within. 🖤
Slater will need to be a solo cat, or housed with another cat that shares his FeLV pos status. He is well and healthy, and cats that are FeLV pos may live a normal life, or may get sick at some point in the future...but really this is true for any kitty you adopt, so consider giving this boy a chance if you might be his purrrson. Everyone deserves to live their best life!
Meet your next furever friend: Mr. Steal-Your-Girl (and Your AirPods) 😼
He’s that chaotic-but-charming bad boy everyone swears they’re done with… until he jumps in your lap and starts purring like a tiny motorcycle.
His red flags 🚩:
• Leaves mysterious pawprints on your countertops. Was he up there? He’ll never tell.
• Has a PhD in Grand Theft Pen. If it rolls, it’s his now.
• May gently remove an AirPod straight from your ear because clearly you weren’t using it correctly.
• Parkour enthusiast. Leaps higher than physics intended.
• Demands open blinds at all times because Neighborhood Watch is a full-time job.
His green flags 💚:
• Jumps into your lap like he’s been waiting his whole life for you.
• Professional TV snuggler. Will binge-watch anything as long as there are cuddles.
• Playful, hilarious, and 100% committed to making you laugh daily.
• Silly in that “how is this my life and why do I love it?” kind of way.
He’s affectionate, entertaining, and absolutely devoted to his people.
Adopt him if you’re ready for:
✨ a little chaos
✨ a lot of laughs
✨ and a best friend who will absolutely steal your pen but also your heart
Apply within. 🖤
Slater will need to be a solo cat, or housed with another cat that shares his FeLV pos status. He is well and healthy, and cats that are FeLV pos may live a normal life, or may get sick at some point in the future...but really this is true for any kitty you adopt, so consider giving this boy a chance if you might be his purrrson. Everyone deserves to live their best life!
Min adoption age of 21 to adopt, background check required of all adults in the home, and will need verification that current animals are up to date and well cared for.
Min adoption age of 21 to adopt, background check required of all adults in the home, and will need verification that current animals are up to date and well cared for.
