BEETHOVEN — AS TOLD BY GUMBO
“He’s large, he’s loud, and he’s one strong breeze away from filing a noise complaint on himself.” — Gumbo
Behold, humans.
This is Beethoven, the walking symphony of fur, enthusiasm, and questionable decision-making.
This man is part something giant, part something majestic, and part “how is there this much hair on one creature?”
Let’s discuss his… vibe:
Movement Style:
Majestic elk that forgot how legs work halfway through the journey.
Size:
Technically classified as a dog.
Emotionally classified as a small horse.
Personality:
Friendly? Absolutely.
Goofy? Without question.
Capable of knocking you over with one joyful greeting? Also yes.
Knows he’s handsome? Oh, painfully.
Now, a word from Legal (that’s me):
Beethoven shows too much interest in cats for us to pretend he’s “cat friendly.”
He looks at cats the same way people look at fresh brownies — with curiosity and a sprinkle of bad intentions.
So we’re calling him:
Cat-free home only
(Unless your cat is 200 pounds and came here to collect debts.)
Who is Beethoven perfect for?
Someone who wants:
A big, loyal, affectionate shadow
A dog who hugs with his whole body
A hiking buddy who doubles as wilderness protection
A furry best friend with movie-star looks and sitcom energy
A canine warm blanket in the winter
A personal bodyguard who also eats sticks
Not ideal for:
Cats
Tiny children he might accidentally bulldoze
People who enjoy clean clothing
Beethoven is ready to be someone’s best friend, oversized pillow, and woodland adventure partner.
Adopt Beethoven today.
Upgrade your life to Premium Giant Fluff Edition™.
Currently in AL, but can be transported to New England states for $200.00.
If you have any questions about adopting, fostering or about our available dogs, email us today at cheyenne.ngladoptions@gmail.com
BEETHOVEN — AS TOLD BY GUMBO
“He’s large, he’s loud, and he’s one strong breeze away from filing a noise complaint on himself.” — Gumbo
Behold, humans.
This is Beethoven, the walking symphony of fur, enthusiasm, and questionable decision-making.
This man is part something giant, part something majestic, and part “how is there this much hair on one creature?”
Let’s discuss his… vibe:
Movement Style:
Majestic elk that forgot how legs work halfway through the journey.
Size:
Technically classified as a dog.
Emotionally classified as a small horse.
Personality:
Friendly? Absolutely.
Goofy? Without question.
Capable of knocking you over with one joyful greeting? Also yes.
Knows he’s handsome? Oh, painfully.
Now, a word from Legal (that’s me):
Beethoven shows too much interest in cats for us to pretend he’s “cat friendly.”
He looks at cats the same way people look at fresh brownies — with curiosity and a sprinkle of bad intentions.
So we’re calling him:
Cat-free home only
(Unless your cat is 200 pounds and came here to collect debts.)
Who is Beethoven perfect for?
Someone who wants:
A big, loyal, affectionate shadow
A dog who hugs with his whole body
A hiking buddy who doubles as wilderness protection
A furry best friend with movie-star looks and sitcom energy
A canine warm blanket in the winter
A personal bodyguard who also eats sticks
Not ideal for:
Cats
Tiny children he might accidentally bulldoze
People who enjoy clean clothing
Beethoven is ready to be someone’s best friend, oversized pillow, and woodland adventure partner.
Adopt Beethoven today.
Upgrade your life to Premium Giant Fluff Edition™.
Once and application is received, please give us time to review and get back with you!
2.
Interview
We will give you a call and share info with you!
3.
Sign Adoption Contract
You will be sent a contract and a Paypal link to pay for the adoption!
4.
Take the Pet Home
You will be given a date/time to pick your new family member up!
Additional adoption info
Adoption fees vary by age. Due to the state of Massachusetts regulations regarding bringing out of state animals into the state, we are not currently processing ANY applications with a Massachusetts address listed. We apologize for this inconvenience.
Adoption fees vary by age. Due to the state of Massachusetts regulations regarding bringing out of state animals into the state, we are not currently processing ANY applications with a Massachusetts address listed. We apologize for this inconvenience.
