BEETHOVEN — AS TOLD BY GUMBO
“He’s large, he’s loud, and he’s one strong breeze away from filing a noise complaint on himself.” — Gumbo
Behold, humans.
This is Beethoven, the walking symphony of fur, enthusiasm, and questionable decision-making.
This man is part something giant, part something majestic, and part “how is there this much hair on one creature?”
Let’s discuss his… vibe:
Movement Style:
Majestic elk that forgot how legs work halfway through the journey.
Size:
Technically classified as a dog.
Emotionally classified as a small horse.
Personality:
Friendly? Absolutely.
Goofy? Without question.
Capable of knocking you over with one joyful greeting? Also yes.
Knows he’s handsome? Oh, painfully.
Now, a word from Legal (that’s me):
Beethoven shows too much interest in cats for us to pretend he’s “cat friendly.”
He looks at cats the same way people look at fresh brownies — with curiosity and a sprinkle of bad intentions.
So we’re calling him:
Cat-free home only
(Unless your cat is 200 pounds and came here to collect debts.)
Who is Beethoven perfect for?
Someone who wants:
A big, loyal, affectionate shadow
A dog who hugs with his whole body
A hiking buddy who doubles as wilderness protection
A furry best friend with movie-star looks and sitcom energy
A canine warm blanket in the winter
A personal bodyguard who also eats sticks
Not ideal for:
Cats
Tiny children he might accidentally bulldoze
People who enjoy clean clothing
Beethoven is ready to be someone’s best friend, oversized pillow, and woodland adventure partner.
Adopt Beethoven today.
Upgrade your life to Premium Giant Fluff Edition™.
Currently in AL, but can be transported to New England states for $200.00.
If you have any questions about adopting, fostering or about our available dogs, email us today at cheyenne.ngladoptions@gmail.com
BEETHOVEN — AS TOLD BY GUMBO
“He’s large, he’s loud, and he’s one strong breeze away from filing a noise complaint on himself.” — Gumbo
Behold, humans.
This is Beethoven, the walking symphony of fur, enthusiasm, and questionable decision-making.
This man is part something giant, part something majestic, and part “how is there this much hair on one creature?”
Let’s discuss his… vibe:
Movement Style:
Majestic elk that forgot how legs work halfway through the journey.
Size:
Technically classified as a dog.
Emotionally classified as a small horse.
Personality:
Friendly? Absolutely.
Goofy? Without question.
Capable of knocking you over with one joyful greeting? Also yes.
Knows he’s handsome? Oh, painfully.
Now, a word from Legal (that’s me):
Beethoven shows too much interest in cats for us to pretend he’s “cat friendly.”
He looks at cats the same way people look at fresh brownies — with curiosity and a sprinkle of bad intentions.
So we’re calling him:
Cat-free home only
(Unless your cat is 200 pounds and came here to collect debts.)
Who is Beethoven perfect for?
Someone who wants:
A big, loyal, affectionate shadow
A dog who hugs with his whole body
A hiking buddy who doubles as wilderness protection
A furry best friend with movie-star looks and sitcom energy
A canine warm blanket in the winter
A personal bodyguard who also eats sticks
Not ideal for:
Cats
Tiny children he might accidentally bulldoze
People who enjoy clean clothing
Beethoven is ready to be someone’s best friend, oversized pillow, and woodland adventure partner.
Adopt Beethoven today.
Upgrade your life to Premium Giant Fluff Edition™.
No Greater Love Rescue is a non-profit organization dedicated to rescuing, rehabilitating, and rehoming animals in need. Since 2013, we have provided shelter, medical care, and love to over 5,000 abandoned, abused, or neglected animals. We receive no government funding. Our mission is supported by people like you who love animals and want to help make a difference in their lives.
No Greater Love Rescue is a non-profit organization dedicated to rescuing, rehabilitating, and rehoming animals in need. Since 2013, we have provided shelter, medical care, and love to over 5,000 abandoned, abused, or neglected animals. We receive no government funding. Our mission is supported by people like you who love animals and want to help make a difference in their lives.
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