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Candied Yams
2 years • 48 lbs • Low Rider • 18k Gold Diva
Fostered in Hudson County, NJ
Adoption Areas: NY, NJ, CT, PA, ME, VT, VA, DE, MD, RI, NH
Apply at: houndsinpounds.org
Meet Candied Yams — the lowrider snack who proves that good things don’t just come in small packages… they come in short, shiny, loafshaped ones.
She may be low to the ground, but her standards are skyscraperlevel. This girl doesn’t do “basic.” She doesn’t do “good enough.” She doesn’t even do “goldplated.” No, no. We are talking 18k GOLD, baby — the kind of shine that makes jewelers whisper, rappers take notes, and haters suddenly remember they “left something in the car.”
Candied Yams is solid gold, inside and out. A diva. A short queen . A woman of substance with the comedic timing of someone who’s been secretly doing standup at night. Her humor is so sharp it could make a professional comic sweat.
And the sweetness? Imagine marshmallowtopped candied yams at Christmas dinner — but with legs, a tail, and a personality that could power the Eastern seaboard .
She’s basically Christmas dessert with a pulse.
She’s also:
Dog friendly
Cat friendly
Humanadoring
Built like a limitededition Christmas panettone — festive, compact, and surprisingly supportive
A lifestyle upgrade — your home’s aesthetic improves the moment she enters
A walking vibe — part strut, part waddle, part “I know you’re looking at me and you should be”
Her zoomies? Not aerodynamic — she’s a loaf, and she moves like one. Think: a very determined brioche with legs.
And listen… Sir MixALot would absolutely approve Baby. Got. Back. She’s serving holiday ham energy from every angle.
Her presence? Commanding. Her energy? Somewhere between Beyoncé walking onstage and a holiday fruitcake that refuses to be ignored.
Candied Yams is the only low rider who could pull up to the curb and make valet parking rethink their career path.
If you’ve been searching for a companion who is equal parts snack, comedian, and luxury brand, Candied Yams is ready to bless your home with her glow .
Apply to adopt your new favorite Christmas side dish at houndsinpounds.org.
Candied Yams
2 years • 48 lbs • Low Rider • 18k Gold Diva
Fostered in Hudson County, NJ
Adoption Areas: NY, NJ, CT, PA, ME, VT, VA, DE, MD, RI, NH
Apply at: houndsinpounds.org
Meet Candied Yams — the lowrider snack who proves that good things don’t just come in small packages… they come in short, shiny, loafshaped ones.
She may be low to the ground, but her standards are skyscraperlevel. This girl doesn’t do “basic.” She doesn’t do “good enough.” She doesn’t even do “goldplated.” No, no. We are talking 18k GOLD, baby — the kind of shine that makes jewelers whisper, rappers take notes, and haters suddenly remember they “left something in the car.”
Candied Yams is solid gold, inside and out. A diva. A short queen . A woman of substance with the comedic timing of someone who’s been secretly doing standup at night. Her humor is so sharp it could make a professional comic sweat.
And the sweetness? Imagine marshmallowtopped candied yams at Christmas dinner — but with legs, a tail, and a personality that could power the Eastern seaboard .
She’s basically Christmas dessert with a pulse.
She’s also:
Dog friendly
Cat friendly
Humanadoring
Built like a limitededition Christmas panettone — festive, compact, and surprisingly supportive
A lifestyle upgrade — your home’s aesthetic improves the moment she enters
A walking vibe — part strut, part waddle, part “I know you’re looking at me and you should be”
Her zoomies? Not aerodynamic — she’s a loaf, and she moves like one. Think: a very determined brioche with legs.
And listen… Sir MixALot would absolutely approve Baby. Got. Back. She’s serving holiday ham energy from every angle.
Her presence? Commanding. Her energy? Somewhere between Beyoncé walking onstage and a holiday fruitcake that refuses to be ignored.
Candied Yams is the only low rider who could pull up to the curb and make valet parking rethink their career path.
If you’ve been searching for a companion who is equal parts snack, comedian, and luxury brand, Candied Yams is ready to bless your home with her glow .
Apply to adopt your new favorite Christmas side dish at houndsinpounds.org.
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