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MEATLOAF: 53 Pounds of “I Fit, I Sit”
Your lap is his destiny. Your thighs are his home.
Fostered in Orange County, NY
Available in NY, NJ, CT, PA, ME, VT, VA, DE, MD, RI, NH
Fully vetted • Neutered • Microchipped
4 years old | 53 lbs
Apply at houndsinpounds.org
Meet Meatloaf, the world’s first XL lap dog who refuses to acknowledge the laws of physics. He is a big baby, a mama’s boy, and a lazy, floppy Valentine who believes your lap is a federally protected emotional support zone — for him.
He is silly. He is goofy. He is… not the brightest crayon in the box, but he is absolutely the warmest. Meatloaf approaches life with the earnest confusion of a man who thinks “fetch” is a personality trait.
He loves dogs, kids, snacks, naps, and any human who tells him he’s handsome. He will follow you into the bathroom. He will sit on your lap while you’re tying your shoes. He will attempt to climb you like a tree if he hears a bag crinkle.
Why Meatloaf Is the Valentine You Didn’t Know You Needed
Big baby energy — emotionally fragile, physically sturdy
Mama’s boy — imprints instantly, like a baby duck with separation anxiety
Good with dogs, and kids — he loves everyone, even people who don’t deserve it
Goofy, lowIQ charm — the lights are on, someone’s home, but they’re watching cartoons
Lazy snuggle king — prefers horizontal living and fullbody contact
If you want a Valentine who will never ghost you, never judge your life choices, and absolutely will sit on you like a weighted blanket with boundary issues, Meatloaf is ready to be your man.
Apply at houndsinpounds.org
MEATLOAF: 53 Pounds of “I Fit, I Sit”
Your lap is his destiny. Your thighs are his home.
Fostered in Orange County, NY
Available in NY, NJ, CT, PA, ME, VT, VA, DE, MD, RI, NH
Fully vetted • Neutered • Microchipped
4 years old | 53 lbs
Apply at houndsinpounds.org
Meet Meatloaf, the world’s first XL lap dog who refuses to acknowledge the laws of physics. He is a big baby, a mama’s boy, and a lazy, floppy Valentine who believes your lap is a federally protected emotional support zone — for him.
He is silly. He is goofy. He is… not the brightest crayon in the box, but he is absolutely the warmest. Meatloaf approaches life with the earnest confusion of a man who thinks “fetch” is a personality trait.
He loves dogs, kids, snacks, naps, and any human who tells him he’s handsome. He will follow you into the bathroom. He will sit on your lap while you’re tying your shoes. He will attempt to climb you like a tree if he hears a bag crinkle.
Why Meatloaf Is the Valentine You Didn’t Know You Needed
Big baby energy — emotionally fragile, physically sturdy
Mama’s boy — imprints instantly, like a baby duck with separation anxiety
Good with dogs, and kids — he loves everyone, even people who don’t deserve it
Goofy, lowIQ charm — the lights are on, someone’s home, but they’re watching cartoons
Lazy snuggle king — prefers horizontal living and fullbody contact
If you want a Valentine who will never ghost you, never judge your life choices, and absolutely will sit on you like a weighted blanket with boundary issues, Meatloaf is ready to be your man.
Apply at houndsinpounds.org
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