My name is Frappuccino!

I’m a compact gentleman with a tuxedo coat and a face that says, “Yes, I did wake up like this.” I enjoy long naps followed by short bursts of zoomies, preferably at wildly inconvenient times. I’m a devoted people-watcher, an enthusiastic snuggler, and a professional treat negotiator. If you throw a ball, I might bring it back. No promises.

Hobbies & Interests:

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  Sunbathing like I pay rent

  
  


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  Snoring softly (or not so softly)

  
  


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  Stealing warm spots on the couch

  
  


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  Judging squirrels from the window

  
  


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  Learning new tricks for snacks I definitely deserve

  
  

What I’m Looking For:
Someone who appreciates a low-to-the-ground king with big eyes and bigger feelings. You should enjoy cuddles, laugh at accidental farts, and be okay sharing your blankets. Bonus points if you’re good at ear scratches and understand that “five more minutes” means at least thirty.

Dealbreakers:

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  Empty treat jars

  
  


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  Baths (absolute betrayal)

  
  


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  Being told “you’re not a lap dog”

  
  

Fun Fact:
Despite my name, I contain zero caffeine—but I will keep you up all night if I hear a mysterious noise outside.

Adopt me if you’re ready for unconditional love, questionable breath, and a lifetime supply of side-eye.