My name is Phoenix!

I’m Phoenix—an orange tabby with main-character energy and a dramatic backstory (I once fell off the couch and rose again like the legend I am). I enjoy long naps in inconvenient places, light parkour at 3 a.m., and staring into space as if I’m contemplating the mysteries of the universe. Spoiler: I’m mostly thinking about snacks.

I’m affectionate on my terms, loyal once you’ve earned it, and I purr like a small, well-tuned engine. I believe in balance: chaos and cuddles, mischief and naps, confidence and toe-beaning.

Hobbies & Interests:

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  Sunbathing like it’s a full-time job

  
  


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  Knocking things off tables to test gravity

  
  


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  Supervising humans while they work

  
  


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  Chasing red dots (I will catch it someday)

  
  


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  Being called “a big orange baby” and pretending not to like it

  
  

What I’m Looking For:
A warm-hearted companion (human or feline) who appreciates a strong jawline, a soft belly (look, don’t touch—unless invited), and a partner who will always sit exactly where you were about to be.

Deal Breakers:

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  Empty food bowls

  
  


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  Closed doors

  
  


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  Being told “no” without proper negotiation (treats)

  
  

Ideal Date:
You, me, a sunny window, and absolutely no plans—except maybe dinner. Or second dinner.

Swipe right if you’re ready to be mildly judged, deeply loved, and occasionally woken up for no reason at all.