Name: Vandal
Age: 1 year old
Occupation: Full-time Heart Thief
Special Skills: Breaking, entering… and purring.
Don’t let the name fool you — Vandal absolutely commits crimes. Just not the kind you’re thinking of.
He will:
Steal your heart.
Burglarize your personal space.
Trespass directly onto your lap.
Vandalize your productivity by demanding attention at all hours.
This fluffy black bandit operates in broad daylight. He has no shame. No stealth. He will announce his arrival with dramatic meows, intense eye contact, and a full investigation of whatever you’re doing.
Working on your laptop? He’s there.
Making a snack? He’s there.
In the bathroom? Oh, he’s absolutely there.
Vandal likes to be right there — supervising, commenting, requesting pets, filing food appeals, and generally inserting himself into every situation. He’s less “master criminal” and more “tiny, talkative roommate who pays zero rent.”
At just one year old, he’s playful, curious, and endlessly entertaining. He fancies attention, snacks, conversations (he will answer back), and being involved in literally everything. Privacy? Never heard of it.
But beneath this mischievous exterior is a sweet, affectionate boy who just wants connection. He doesn’t steal hearts to be evil — he steals them because he plans to keep them safe forever.
If you’re looking for a fluffy shadow, a chatty sidekick, and a lovable outlaw who will absolutely loot your affection supply…
Turn yourself in.
Adopt Vandal.
Please complete an adoption application:
https://www.hamilton.ca/home-neighbourhood/animals-pets/adopt-or-foster-pet/adoptions
Animal adoptions and viewing are by appointment only. This allows our Adoption Staff to spend quality time with each potential home to ensure the most successful matches are made between the animals and their new families.
*Please note: we only adopt within Ontario
Name: Vandal
Age: 1 year old
Occupation: Full-time Heart Thief
Special Skills: Breaking, entering… and purring.
Don’t let the name fool you — Vandal absolutely commits crimes. Just not the kind you’re thinking of.
He will:
Steal your heart.
Burglarize your personal space.
Trespass directly onto your lap.
Vandalize your productivity by demanding attention at all hours.
This fluffy black bandit operates in broad daylight. He has no shame. No stealth. He will announce his arrival with dramatic meows, intense eye contact, and a full investigation of whatever you’re doing.
Working on your laptop? He’s there.
Making a snack? He’s there.
In the bathroom? Oh, he’s absolutely there.
Vandal likes to be right there — supervising, commenting, requesting pets, filing food appeals, and generally inserting himself into every situation. He’s less “master criminal” and more “tiny, talkative roommate who pays zero rent.”
At just one year old, he’s playful, curious, and endlessly entertaining. He fancies attention, snacks, conversations (he will answer back), and being involved in literally everything. Privacy? Never heard of it.
But beneath this mischievous exterior is a sweet, affectionate boy who just wants connection. He doesn’t steal hearts to be evil — he steals them because he plans to keep them safe forever.
If you’re looking for a fluffy shadow, a chatty sidekick, and a lovable outlaw who will absolutely loot your affection supply…
Turn yourself in.
Adopt Vandal.
Please complete an adoption application:
https://www.hamilton.ca/home-neighbourhood/animals-pets/adopt-or-foster-pet/adoptions
Animal adoptions and viewing are by appointment only. This allows our Adoption Staff to spend quality time with each potential home to ensure the most successful matches are made between the animals and their new families.
Interview consists of a phone call to determine if applicant might be a suitable candidate for the pet.
3.
Approve Application
4.
Meet the Pet
5.
Sign Adoption Contract
6.
Pay Fee
7.
Take the Pet Home
Additional adoption info
Animal adoptions and viewing are by appointment only. This allows our Adoption Staff to spend quality time with each potential home to ensure the most successful matches are made between the animals and their new families.
Animal adoptions and viewing are by appointment only. This allows our Adoption Staff to spend quality time with each potential home to ensure the most successful matches are made between the animals and their new families.
