Hi, I’m Merge. I’m the fluff-filled fever dream you didn’t know you needed—equal parts velvet, mischief, and dramatic flair. My bedtime routine rivals a telenovela: slow-motion stretches, soulful stares, and a nightly demand for snuggle fort access like I’m making a grand entrance at a gala. Other cats? Meh. I don’t mind them, but I’m not hosting a mixer. I’m more of a solo act with occasional background dancers. I prefer my humans front and center—ready to lift the blanket on cue, distribute snacks with reverence, and admire me in flattering lighting. I nurse like a baby, zoom like I’ve got squirrel ancestry, and stare like I’m reading your diary. I’m not just a cat—I’m a curated experience. One moment I’m curled in your armpit like a warm croissant, the next I’m perched like a gargoyle, contemplating the mysteries of the lint roller. I won’t ghost you or play hard to get—I’m more of a “surprise, I live here now” kind of girl. If you’re ready to embrace the merger of sass, snuggles, and mild household reorganization, I’m ready to take over your throw pillows and your heart.
Merge =^..^= , DSH, Brown Tabby, Female, DOB 4/15/2022
https://cataroundtownproject.org/adoption-application/
Hi, I’m Merge. I’m the fluff-filled fever dream you didn’t know you needed—equal parts velvet, mischief, and dramatic flair. My bedtime routine rivals a telenovela: slow-motion stretches, soulful stares, and a nightly demand for snuggle fort access like I’m making a grand entrance at a gala. Other cats? Meh. I don’t mind them, but I’m not hosting a mixer. I’m more of a solo act with occasional background dancers. I prefer my humans front and center—ready to lift the blanket on cue, distribute snacks with reverence, and admire me in flattering lighting. I nurse like a baby, zoom like I’ve got squirrel ancestry, and stare like I’m reading your diary. I’m not just a cat—I’m a curated experience. One moment I’m curled in your armpit like a warm croissant, the next I’m perched like a gargoyle, contemplating the mysteries of the lint roller. I won’t ghost you or play hard to get—I’m more of a “surprise, I live here now” kind of girl. If you’re ready to embrace the merger of sass, snuggles, and mild household reorganization, I’m ready to take over your throw pillows and your heart.
Merge =^..^= , DSH, Brown Tabby, Female, DOB 4/15/2022
https://cataroundtownproject.org/adoption-application/
