Dog Name: Tessie
Age: 3
Gender: Female
Breed: Pitbull
Weight: 46lbs
Crate trained: No, prefers the free roam life but working on it
Potty trained: Yes
Dog friendly: Only pet preferred
Cat friendly: Unknown, passed a preliminary cat test at the city shelter
Kid friendly: Likely but she has only interacted with kids in the shelter environment
Vaccinated: Yes
Spayed/Neutered: Yes
Heartworm: Negative
Microchipped: Yes
Energy level: Medium
MEET QUEEN TESSIE: RULER OF WIGGLES, SNUGGLES & ABSOLUTE NONSENSE
Behold Queen Tessie, a 3-year-old pit bull mix who looks like a tiny cow and carries herself like a royal who absolutely outranks you—despite what your “job title” may say.
Her Majesty adores people, wiggles ferociously, and holds a prestigious doctorate in Lounging on Humans. If you sit, she will assume the throne (your lap) without hesitation. Audience with the queen is not optional.
Royal Decree: No Other Dogs
Queen Tessie demands a dog-free kingdom.
If she witnesses dogs enjoying themselves, she immediately announces:
“I HAVE DECIDED THAT FUN IS CANCELLED.”
She is the fun police, judge, jury, and full-time enforcer.
Nose Work? A Royal Passion
At the shelter, Queen Tessie excelled at nose work.
What was she looking for? Who knows.
Was she proud? Absolutely—she strutted away like she’d solved a national mystery.
Royal Talents
Graceful on leash (unless a suspicious scent or squirrel challenges her authority)
Tug-of-war champion, undefeated in all kingdoms
Elite cuddler who drapes herself over you like a regal, opinionated throw blanket
Olympic-level butt wiggler, powered entirely by joy and royal entitlement
Quick Royal Summary
Looks like a cow
Bossier than your manager
Wiggles like Jell-O during an earthquake
Loves her subjects (people) with her whole heart
Strongly believes other dogs should stop having fun
If you seek a royal companion who rules with snuggles, sass, and unstoppable wiggles—Queen Tessie awaits your summons.
If you're interested in meeting Tessie , please fill out an application at the link below.
https://www.shelterluv.com/matchme/adopt/DHDN/Dog
Dog Name: Tessie
Age: 3
Gender: Female
Breed: Pitbull
Weight: 46lbs
Crate trained: No, prefers the free roam life but working on it
Potty trained: Yes
Dog friendly: Only pet preferred
Cat friendly: Unknown, passed a preliminary cat test at the city shelter
Kid friendly: Likely but she has only interacted with kids in the shelter environment
Vaccinated: Yes
Spayed/Neutered: Yes
Heartworm: Negative
Microchipped: Yes
Energy level: Medium
MEET QUEEN TESSIE: RULER OF WIGGLES, SNUGGLES & ABSOLUTE NONSENSE
Behold Queen Tessie, a 3-year-old pit bull mix who looks like a tiny cow and carries herself like a royal who absolutely outranks you—despite what your “job title” may say.
Her Majesty adores people, wiggles ferociously, and holds a prestigious doctorate in Lounging on Humans. If you sit, she will assume the throne (your lap) without hesitation. Audience with the queen is not optional.
Royal Decree: No Other Dogs
Queen Tessie demands a dog-free kingdom.
If she witnesses dogs enjoying themselves, she immediately announces:
“I HAVE DECIDED THAT FUN IS CANCELLED.”
She is the fun police, judge, jury, and full-time enforcer.
Nose Work? A Royal Passion
At the shelter, Queen Tessie excelled at nose work.
What was she looking for? Who knows.
Was she proud? Absolutely—she strutted away like she’d solved a national mystery.
Royal Talents
Graceful on leash (unless a suspicious scent or squirrel challenges her authority)
Tug-of-war champion, undefeated in all kingdoms
Elite cuddler who drapes herself over you like a regal, opinionated throw blanket
Olympic-level butt wiggler, powered entirely by joy and royal entitlement
Quick Royal Summary
Looks like a cow
Bossier than your manager
Wiggles like Jell-O during an earthquake
Loves her subjects (people) with her whole heart
Strongly believes other dogs should stop having fun
If you seek a royal companion who rules with snuggles, sass, and unstoppable wiggles—Queen Tessie awaits your summons.
If you're interested in meeting Tessie , please fill out an application at the link below.
