Size
(when grown) X-Large 101 lbs (46 kg) or more
Details
Good with kids,
Good with dogs,
House-trained,
Spayed or Neutered,
Shots are up-to-date,
Story
Looking for that perfect fall latte? You know, the one that keeps you warm, makes everything better, is always there when you need it, and never disappoints you like that $8 pastry that looked like heaven in the display case but tasted like sweetened cardboard? Well, put down your pumpkin spice whatever and allow us to introduce you to our fall colored Leland! 🍂☕ Leland is a 4-year-old, 105-pound male Golden Retriever. Yes. We are officially in the triple digits, people. Our boy is built less like a Golden Retriever and more like a Costco-sized cinnamon roll with legs. He has a little extra fluff. And by a little, we mean his veterinarian has politely suggested that perhaps he should stop preparing for hibernation like a grizzly bear who just discovered an all-you-can-eat buffet. But listen, Leland understands the struggle. You know how you've been saying you're going to start eating healthier, get your steps in, and finally lose those extra pounds? And then someone brings donuts to work, and suddenly your entire fitness journey is scheduled to begin next Monday? THAT IS LELAND. Except every day is Monday, every piece of food is a personal invitation, and there is not a single functioning brain cell in that handsome Golden Retriever head telling him that perhaps the kibble in the other dog's bowl is not, in fact, a complimentary second breakfast. His foster family is already working on helping him shed some of those extra pounds, but as anyone who has ever tried to lose weight knows, putting on 10 pounds takes approximately one holiday weekend and a passing glance at a cheesecake, while losing those same 10 pounds requires six months of suffering, a gym membership you resent, and the emotional strength to walk past a basket of breadsticks without ruining your entire week. And unfortunately, Leland has absolutely no intention of making this easier by being anything less than ridiculously adorable. So while we fully understand the temptation to share your fries with that sweet face, Leland needs a family committed to helping him reach a healthier weight. Someone who understands that loving him doesn't mean giving him every snack his little heart desires, no matter how convincingly he argues that he's never eaten before. He needs portion control, appropriate exercise as he builds stamina, and people who can resist the emotional manipulation of a Golden Retriever who believes being denied a cheese cube is a violation of his constitutional rights.
👉 Apply to adopt him:
https://www.pyrpawsandfluffytailsrescue.com/adoption-app
📍 Yukon, OK — approved adopters must pick him up in person. No transports.
Now, how does someone as handsome as Leland end up in rescue? Well, he recently joined our fluffy butt family along with his housemate, Baxter after their family moved and due to their new homes HOA regulations were unable to keep them. They wanted them to end up somewhere safe, and so here we are. With two super handsome fellas looking for their happily ever afters! Speaking of homes, let's dive into the kind of home Leland is looking for! First things first, Leland is about as picky as a dog standing underneath a toddler's high chair. Which is to say, NOT AT ALL. You could be living in a cardboard box behind a Walmart, and this boy would be sitting right beside you, smiling as he'd just won an all-expenses-paid vacation to the Bahamas. So whether you live in an apartment, a house, or a mansion with seventeen bathrooms you'll never use, Leland really couldn't care less. His dream home isn't about square footage; it's about YOU. However, and this is where we're going to have to temporarily interrupt his Hallmark movie audition, there is a difference between Leland being happy and Leland getting what he actually needs. You see, Leland would be perfectly content spending his days lounging beside you, watching Netflix, and occasionally checking whether you've dropped any snacks. And while that sounds like an absolutely phenomenal retirement plan for someone who just won the lottery, our boy is FOUR. He is not a 94-year-old grandfather who has earned the right to spend his remaining days in a recliner yelling at the weather channel. He needs exercise, regular walks, and opportunities to get moving so he can work off some of that extra fluff. You're going to need to put on your walking shoes, because Leland isn't going to lose weight by watching YOU close your exercise rings on your Apple Watch. And if you're thinking, "Well, I have a fenced yard, so he can just run around out there!" Oh, Carly. Sweet, optimistic Carly. That's adorable. Expecting Leland to voluntarily go outside and exercise by himself is like setting your alarm for 5 a.m. to go to the gym, waking up to a warm bed, hearing the rain outside, and deciding that rolling over to the other side of the mattress technically counts as movement. The intention was there; the execution? Not so much. Besides, why on earth would Leland want to wander around the backyard alone when his favorite person is inside? Absolutely not. So congratulations! Whether you wanted one or not, you've just found yourself a 105-pound personal trainer who also needs a personal trainer. The good news? Leland actually gets excited when the leash comes out! That's right, folks. Unlike the rest of us, who see our running shoes collecting dust in the corner and suddenly remember seventeen other things we desperately need to do, Leland is genuinely enthusiastic about going for a walk. Now, let's discuss transportation, because Leland is quite the distinguished little passenger. And by distinguished, we mean a 105-pound Golden Retriever who approaches getting into a vehicle like a middle-aged man trying to squeeze himself into a pair of jeans he hasn't worn since high school. The enthusiasm is there. The confidence is there. But then we reach the rear end...and let's just say he needs a little boost. We suspect that once Leland lose some...errr fluff... he'll be able to climb into the car all by himself. As for adventures, we think Leland would LOVE to tag along with his family, but we do need to clarify that his current definition of "adventure" is a little different from what you might expect from a Golden Retriever. If you're looking for a dog to hike the Appalachian Trail, climb Mount Everest, or accompany you on one of those 12-mile hikes where people voluntarily wake up at 4 a.m. to walk uphill for fun, Leland would like to respectfully decline and recommend you seek psychiatric assistance. Right now, our boy is more of a "let's go for a scenic drive, walk around for a bit, maybe stop somewhere for a pup cup, and get home before my napping spot gets old" kind of adventurer. Once, he loses some weight we suspect he would love as his spirit says National Geographic explorer, but his current cardiovascular endurance says middle-aged dad who got winded putting Christmas decorations back in the attic. Now, if you're picturing Leland as one of those stereotypical Golden Retrievers who sees a body of water and immediately launches himself into it like a furry torpedo with absolutely no regard for personal safety, we're going to have to disappoint you. Leland does not appear to be a water enthusiast. Now, toys? Leland does enjoy those! Occasionally, when he's feeling particularly excited or playful, he'll pick up a stuffed animal and proudly carry it around. He also enjoys tennis balls, although we're using the word "enjoys" rather loosely because his preferred activity is putting one in his mouth and standing there looking pleased with himself. Fetch? Oh, honey. No. Leland has the attention span of a goldfish, and while he may start out with the intention to "fetch" that leaf, stick, or interesting smell is going to get in the way.
So, now that we've established Leland has a little extra "fluff" to work off but is more than willing to participate in a fitness journey provided someone else is suffering alongside him, let's discuss roommates! This boy LOVES other dogs. Big dogs, small dogs, boys, girls, it doesn't matter. If you have four legs and a tail, congratulations, you've just acquired a 105-pound best friend who has absolutely no concept of personal space. Now, Leland does seem to have a particular appreciation for the ladies. And by appreciation, we mean he thinks a hug from behind is perfectly acceptable. His romantic advances have been met with approximately the same enthusiasm as an unsolicited shirtless selfie from a man named Chad who still lives with his mother. The lady has made it quite clear that she is NOT interested, but Leland apparently believes persistence is the key to romance. He's figured out that the larger females mean business when they tell him to knock it off, so we're hopeful that with continued guidance, he'll eventually take the hint that they aren't interested. Aside from his questionable flirting techniques, Leland really is a wonderful canine companion. If he can't curl up beside his foster, he'll happily settle down next to one of his canine friends instead. Because of that, we really do think Leland would be happiest in a home with another friendly, playful dog. A canine companion could be wonderful for helping him stay active, build confidence, and enjoy life. Preferably one who appreciates his enthusiasm but also knows how to tell him when he's being a little too much. Which, let's face it, is probably going to happen occasionally. Now, what about cats? Well, Leland encountered some at the groomer, and his reaction was less "Behold my mortal enemy" and more "Excuse me, what kind of tiny, oddly shaped dog are you, and why does your food smell so delicious?" And finally, let's discuss the small hoomans. Leland has lived with kids before and absolutely adored them, which should surprise approximately nobody, considering this dog appears to believe every living creature was placed on Earth specifically to be his friend. He's sweet, affectionate, and would probably be thrilled to have little humans around to shower him with attention. However, we do need to remind everyone that Leland is a big dude. In his mind, he's a delicate little butterfly floating gracefully through life. In reality, he's more like a drunk uncle at a wedding who just heard the opening notes of the Cha Cha Slide and has decided EVERYONE is participating, whether they signed up for it or not. So while Leland loves children, we think he'd do best with older, sturdier kids who aren't going to be accidentally taken out by a wagging tail and a poorly executed U-turn.
Now, as far as personality goes, Leland is goofy, lovable, ridiculously affectionate, and has an overwhelming need to be involved in EVERYTHING. Leland believes that personal space is a myth and that he must always be touching you. A paw on your leg, his head in your lap, his entire body pressed against yours like he's trying to absorb you through osmosis. If he's not touching you, how can he possibly be sure you haven't disappeared into another dimension? Exactly. You can't argue with that logic. Mostly because we're not entirely convinced Leland knows what logic is. Now, with all that said, Leland actually has a surprisingly sensitive little heart. f he gets corrected for doing something naughty, he will look at you like you just informed him that Santa Paws isn't real. The betrayal. The heartbreak. The sheer audacity of someone suggesting he might have done something wrong. He's not being dramatic on purpose; he's just a sweet, sensitive boy who takes things to heart, so gentle guidance and positive reinforcement will go a long way with him. Now, we're not going to stand here and tell you Leland is going to be recruited by NASA anytime soon. The lights are on, but we're fairly certain the electricity is being supplied by a hamster running on a wheel. Sometimes you can practically SEE the thought trying to make its way across his brain before getting distracted by the possibility of cheese. But here's the thing: just because Leland isn't exactly the brightest crayon in the box doesn't mean he hasn't figured out how to be a pretty darn good houseguest. This goofy, oversized sweetheart actually has some seriously impressive household credentials. Potty training? Leland hasn't had a single accident inside his foster home. Now, what happens when you need to leave the house? Well, unlike some dogs who respond to a kennel by auditioning for the next season of Prison Break, Leland has actually shown that he can settle down quite nicely. Now, let's discuss furniture privileges, because Leland is absolutely a couch dog. In fact, his foster was completing his evaluation while he was sitting right beside her on the couch, frequently resting his head in her lap. And while Leland clearly believes your couch belongs to him, he's surprisingly respectful of the rest of your belongings. He doesn't chew on things he shouldn't! As far as barking goes, he'll occasionally join in if the other dogs start barking outside, because apparently, he believes in supporting his coworkers even when he has absolutely no idea what they're protesting. But otherwise, he's been surprisingly quiet!
So, if you're ready to trade that $9 lame pastry for a lifetime of Golden Retriever fall-themed sweetness, fill out that adoption app at https://www.pyrpawsandfluffytailsrescue.com/adoption-app
We'll send it over to his foster family for review, and if everything is a match, you'll need to pick up your new favorite seasonal indulgence in Yukon, Oklahoma!
