My name is Pluto!

ZOOOOOMMMMIES FROM OUTER SPACE Available for Foster or Adoption 
Pluto has landed. Earth wasn’t ready.

If you’re looking for a calm, reserved companion who quietly observes life from the sidelines… keep scrolling.

But if you’re ready for full-blown joy wrapped in a 70 lb shepherd/lab mix with soft eyes and faster-than-light zoomies, then hi. I’m Pluto. I’m one year old, fully neutered, vaccinated, and heartworm negative—and I’m pretty sure I’m your soulmate.

Yes, I’m named after a planet (or a cartoon dog, depending on who you ask), and yes, I bring galactic-level good vibes. I’m from another world, but I’ve mastered a few Earthly skills you’ll appreciate:

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  Potty-trained — No surprises on the rug. I’ve got self-respect.

  
  


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  Leash pro — I stick right by your side. No tugging, no drama.

  
  


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  Toy lover — I just discovered toys and I’m obsessed, but I don’t destroy them. Promise.

  
  


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  Dog-friendly — I light up around other pups and would love a buddy to play with.

  
  


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  Kid-certified — I love kids and will happily match their energy (and clean up snack crumbs).

  
  


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  Cat-friendly-ish — I don’t chase them… I run from them. Those tiny tigers spook me.

  
  

What really makes me special? I’m extremely social—like, walk-down-the-street-and-make-friends-with-strangers social. I want to say hi to everyone, wag my tail at every passing dog, and be part of every moment. I don’t just want to be in your life—I want to orbit around you, day and night.

I’m ready to bring joy, zoomies, and deep-space cuddles to someone who gets me.

So…
Ready to adopt a cosmic-level good boy?
Apply now. Pluto is in your orbit—and closing in fast.