My name is Samantha!

Hello. I’m Samantha—elegant, intelligent, and fully aware that I’m the most interesting being in the room. I’m a Siamese, which means I’m vocal, expressive, and not afraid to tell you exactly how I feel about things like dinner being five minutes late or you daring to stop petting me.

I form deep bonds, choose my people carefully, and expect meaningful conversation (I will provide both sides). I’m affectionate, dramatic, and emotionally intuitive—if you’re sad, I’ll sit near you and stare intensely until you feel better.

Hobbies & Interests:

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  Long conversations at inconvenient hours

  
  


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  Perching somewhere high to oversee my domain

  
  


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  Elegant zoomies that defy physics

  
  


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  Being admired (a daily requirement)

  
  


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  Correcting humans when they are wrong (often)

  
  

What I’m Looking For:
A devoted companion who appreciates intelligence, loyalty, and a strong opinion. You must be comfortable with a partner who talks back, follows you everywhere, and expects to be involved in all decisions.

Deal Breakers:

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  Ignoring me while on your phone

  
  


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  Late meals

  
  


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  Thinking you’re in charge (adorable, but no)

  
  

Ideal Date:
Candlelight (or lamp light), a cozy lap, soft conversation (mostly me), and uninterrupted admiration.

If you’re ready for a passionate, opinionated, and deeply affectionate relationship, I might allow you to swipe right.