Size
(when grown) X-Large 101 lbs (46 kg) or more
Details
Good with dogs,
Good with cats,
Needs experienced adopter,
House-trained,
Spayed or Neutered,
Shots are up-to-date,
Story
MEET CHIP: THE CHOCOLATE-COATED HIMBO WITH SELECTIVE SOCIAL SETTINGS
Behold: CHIP.
A Great Dane of truly magnificent proportions.
A beast of grace, silliness, and legs that go on for days.
Chip looks like he was sculpted out of melted chocolate and pure confusion.
He is enormous.
He is dramatic.
He is everything.
WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT CHIP:
💖 Chip LOVES women.
Not “likes.”
Not “enjoys.”
LOVES.
He sees a woman and suddenly he’s a Victorian man getting the vapors.
👨🦱 Men?
…Chip says: “I’ll think about it.”
He can love men.
He will love men.
But first he must stare at them suspiciously like he's trying to figure out if they stole his lunch in third grade.
Give him a little time, a few snacks, and a respectful “hello, sir,” and he will eventually decide you are not a threat but in fact a tall treat dispenser.
CHIP’S PERSONALITY:
• 80% legs
• 20% feelings
• 100% confused moose energy
He's the kind of guy who tries to sit on your lap even though his entire body weighs as much as a medium-sized refrigerator.
He is a certified gentle giant, a professional leaner, and a part-time clown.
HOBBIES INCLUDE:
🍪 Sitting down directly on your foot
🍪 Following his chosen woman around like a romance novel side character
🍪 Peeking around doorways like a Scooby-Doo villain
🍪 Gently judging men until further notice
WHAT CHIP NEEDS:
✔ A patient, loving home
✔ Understanding of his “I need a minute, sir” policy with men
✔ Space for his limbs (they are everywhere)
✔ Snacks, affection, and maybe a fainting couch for when he gets overwhelmed
WHAT YOU GET:
✨ A lifesized plush toy
✨ A loyal best friend
✨ A tall man made entirely of chocolate and emotions
✨ A Great Dane who will love you with his whole gigantic heart
If you’re ready for a dog who is equal parts goofy, gorgeous, and full of feelings, Chip is your guy.
Head to the farfetcheddogrescue.org to apply — Chip will review women applicants immediately and men applicants after a brief background check conducted via sniffs and side-eye.
Chip is neutered, gastropexied, vaccinated, microchipped, dewormed, heartworm tested, and current on flea/heartworm prevention. He is currently around 100lbs but anticipate he will be around 120 as an adult at a healthy weight. He is 1 year old. Chips adoption fee is $200.
