Size
(when grown) Small 25 lbs (11 kg) or less
Details
Good with kids,
House-trained,
Spayed or Neutered,
Shots are up-to-date,
Story
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Food: Hydrolyzed Protein
Medication: NexGard Plus
Hi , my name is Ruby . Let me tell you a little about myself .
First of all, yes… it’s true.
I have one ear.
Before you panic, relax. I can still hear you. Sometimes you might need to clap, stomp, or make a little extra effort to get my attention, but if you yell “RUBY,” I promise you… I heard that. Probably. Mostly. Enough.
Now let’s talk about my personality, because wow.
I am crate trained, potty trained, and professionally hilarious.
I am also extremely good at keeping myself occupied, especially if you meet my one non-negotiable requirement:
👉 An absolutely unhinged supply of Benebones.
I will chew one for an HOUR.
Do not test me.
Do not buy just one.
This is not a suggestion. This is a contract.
I love humans. I will climb directly into your lap and lay down like I’ve been paying rent there my entire life.
I will also bounce off every piece of furniture in your home like I’m training for the Parkour Championship Finals. Couch, wall, ottoman… nothing is safe.
Dogs?
I like dogs.
But let’s be honest… do you like every human you meet? Exactly. Don’t judge me.
I’d probably be fine with another dog in the house, HOWEVER…
I will act like a WWE wrestler.
I prefer to be the dominant personality.
I will posture. I will be loud. I will absolutely announce my presence.
Now let’s talk about cats.
Listen… we are both taking a risk here.
I don’t have enough life experience with cats to confidently say how I’ll react, and honestly, I’m curious too.
Could I be chill? Possibly.
Could I be confused? Likely.
Could I stare intensely and make questionable choices? Also possible.
So if you have a cat, just know… we’d all be learning together.
Important medical tea ☕
I have allergies, and those allergies are actually why I had to have surgeries on my ear. So food rules are not optional, they are a lifestyle.
I cannot eat chicken, duck, or turkey.
If it once walked around a farm and went “cluck” or “quack,” it is NOT my friend.
Stick to my approved diet and I do great. Ignore it and my body will file a formal complaint.
Humans can take food or bones right out of my mouth, no problem.
If another dog gets near my stuff?
I jump on their back and I will deliver a very passionate, very loud TED Talk about boundaries.
My facial expressions alone are worth the adoption fee.
I will bring you joy all day long just by existing.
I am dramatic. I am expressive. I am basically an emoji in dog form.
So if you’re looking for a dog who will:
• Sit in your lap
• Make you laugh constantly
• Chew like it’s her job
• Bounce off furniture
• Wrestle dogs verbally and physicality
• Be honest about cats
• Respect a strict diet
• Hear you most of the time
• And stare into your soul with judgment and love
Congratulations.
You found me.
Love,
Ruby 🐶👑
(one ear, unlimited personality)
***Adoption Process***
-All current pets in the home need to be spayed/neutered, up to date on vaccines and on veterinarian prescribed flea/tick/heart worm prevention.
-Everyone living in the home, including all resident dogs, must be present at the meet and greet located in the Southwest Ohio area.
-We DO NOT ship dogs!!!
