Size
(when grown) -
Details
Not good with kids,
Not good with dogs,
Not good with cats,
Spayed or Neutered,
Story
Hello, darlings! Barbie here—the calico queen with the multi-colored dream! Yes, I'm that girl—the one with the patchwork fur that took Mother Nature three different colors to perfect. What can I say? Some cats are meant to blend in, but I was born to stand out! I'm seeking my forever love story, and I'm not afraid to admit it. Picture this: You, relaxing on the couch after a long day. Me, gracefully leaping into your lap (well, sometimes it's more of an enthusiastic flop) and gazing into your eyes with pure adoration. Our love story practically writes itself! I believe in love at first sight, second sight, and every sight after that. My passion for affection is matched only by my enthusiasm for mealtimes. When I hear the rustle of a treat bag from three rooms away, I transform into a furry torpedo of anticipation. Food isn't just sustenance—it's one of life's great pleasures, and I believe in celebrating every bite with appropriate fanfare and dramatic appreciation! Let's talk about my maintenance requirements, shall we? This gorgeous coat doesn't stay this fabulous on its own. I require regular brushing sessions, which I consider our special spa dates. While you brush, I'll purr so loudly your neighbors might think you've installed a small motorcycle in your living room. It's a small price to pay for loving a calico diva like myself! As for roommates, I'm quite the social butterfly. Other cats? Absolutely fine! I'm secure enough in my fabulousness to share the spotlight. Besides, everyone needs an audience, and I'm generous enough to provide entertainment for the whole household. What I'm looking for is simple: someone who understands that love isn't measured in half cups but overflowing bowls. Someone who appreciates dramatic flair and isn't afraid to be the main character in a cat's life story. Someone who knows that the best relationships involve daily brushing, frequent treats, and endless adoration. Will you be the one to write our happily ever after? Because darling, I've saved all my nine lives just to spend them with you. Forever yours (seriously, forever—I plan to live a VERY long time), Barbie the Calico Captivator May 13, 2025, 12:34 pm
