Size
(when grown) Small 25 lbs (11 kg) or less
Details
Good with dogs,
House-trained,
Spayed or Neutered,
Shots are up-to-date,
Story
Please note that this dog is currently located in TX and will be transported once adopted. Our application can be found at haydudeequine.org.
Oh, this is already hilarious. 😂 I’d lean even harder into the **tiny German supervisor** bit, while making Betty sound so lovable that people immediately want to meet her. Here’s a punchier version:
**Guten Tag.**
I am Betty Boop. Yes, like ze cartoon. No, I do not find zis ironic.
I am a 4-year-old Miniature Schnauzer with excellent house manners, a magnificent beard, and a very important job: **keeping everyone else under control.**
You see, someone has to maintain order around here.
When other dogs begin wrestling, zooming, celebrating, or generally behaving like complete hooligans, I step in. Immediately. I do not yell. I do not make a scene. I simply arrive with my eyebrows, my beard, and ze unmistakable look of a tiny German supervisor who has seen enough.
I may need a little time to decide if other dogs are acceptable. Once I have completed my investigation and determined they understand the rules, we can be friends. Probably. But if anyone gets too rowdy, I will issue a correction. **Ordnung muss sein.** There will be ORDER.
Now, **humans?**
Ahhh, humans are different. ❤️
I love EVERYBODY.
Stranger? Come sit down, bitte.
Have you met me? No? Doesn't matter.
Are you holding a lap? Excellent. I will be occupying it immediately.
I am affectionate, devoted, and very serious about my cuddle schedule. Petting is not merely encouraged. **It is mandatory.**
I am also a professional shadow. Where you go, I go. Kitchen? I am there. Living room? Already there. Bedroom? Obviously. Bathroom?
**Especially bathroom.**
I don't know why Americans think they need privacy. This is very strange to me. If you are showering, I will supervise. If you are brushing your teeth, I will supervise. If you are doing absolutely nothing of importance, I will still supervise.
I am looking for a home where my person is around a lot because I am not interested in being a part-time employee. I am seeking a **full-time human.** Preferably one with a lap.
I may be a little bossy with my fellow dogs, but underneath all ze eyebrows and managerial responsibilities is a sweet, affectionate little girl who wants nothing more than to love her person, be by their side, and make sure everyone is following proper household procedures.
I am dignified.
I am loyal.
I am fabulous.
I am slightly judgmental.
And frankly, my beard deserves its own zip code.
So, if you are looking for a tiny German supervisor who will love you with her whole heart, follow you everywhere, inspect every suspicious activity, and occasionally remind the other dogs who is really in charge...
**Congratulations. Your search is over.**
Ich bin Betty. 🇩🇪❤️
**Now please sit down. I have an inspection to conduct.**
