Size
(when grown) Large 61-100 lbs (28-45 kg)
Details
Good with kids,
Good with dogs,
Spayed or Neutered,
Story
Meet Gertie — your future couch potato, personal comedian, and full-time love bug 💕
Gertie is a 5-year-old, 57-pound English Bulldog with a heart as big as her squishy cheeks and a personality that can only be described as pure potato perfection. If you’ve ever dreamed of a best friend who believes personal space is optional and kisses are mandatory… congratulations, you’ve found your girl.
This sweet lady is a professional snuggler who takes her job very seriously. Her ideal day? You, a comfy couch, and approximately 14 uninterrupted hours of Netflix. Gertie will happily “Netflix and chill” for as long as you allow — and by allow, she means require. She’s the kind of girl who believes every moment is better spent together, preferably touching.
Now, let’s address her signature move: getting onto the couch. Gertie may need a little boost at first, but once she’s committed, she transforms into something truly magical — a sort of slow-motion, determined shimmy that closely resembles a beached whale finding its way back to sea. It’s not graceful. It’s not fast. But it is incredibly endearing and 100% worth watching every single time.
At 57 pounds, Gertie is currently embracing her “extra cuddly” era. While we would never call a lady “chunky” to her face, she is working toward a healthier weight to help her feel her best. She’ll need a forever family committed to continuing her wellness journey — ideally one that understands that snacks are love, but moderation is also love.
Gertie didn’t have the easiest start. She arrived with a severe UTI (we’re talking the scary kind), but after medical care, medications, and prescription food, she’s feeling so much better and ready to leave that chapter behind her. She also recently enjoyed a full glow-up during her “SPA(y) day,” which included:
Spay surgery
Dental cleaning
Entropion correction
In other words, she is now fully polished, refreshed, and adoption-ready 💅
When it comes to friends, Gertie is a social sweetheart. She does great with other dogs and is happy to coexist peacefully. She’s not exactly the life of the party, but she will occasionally bless her housemates with a short, hilarious round of “bitey face” before returning to her true passion: relaxing. She hasn’t met cats yet, but testing can be arranged for interested adopters.
One thing Gertie doesn’t love? Crates. In fact, she has made it very clear that she possesses hidden Hulk strength, having bent and broken a few wire crates in her time. If crating is necessary, she’ll require a heavy-duty setup — and her foster mom will happily give you all the insider tips.
Gertie is also working on her potty training. She’s making progress, but between learning new routines and the confusing spring weather, she still has occasional accidents. She’ll need a patient adopter who can provide consistency, encouragement, and maybe a few “you’ve got this, queen” pep talks.
At the end of the day, Gertie is exactly what so many families are looking for:
Loyal
Loving
Low-key
Hilariously charming
She’s the kind of dog who will turn ordinary days into cozy, joy-filled moments — the kind who makes a house feel like home just by existing (and snoring softly beside you).
If you’re ready for a life filled with love, laughter, and a whole lot of bulldog cuddles… Gertie is ready for you 🐾
www.zoeshouserescue.com
Zoe’s House Rescue
Kennel License 9117
Sinking Spring, PA 19608