Size
(when grown) Small 25 lbs (11 kg) or less
Details
Good with dogs,
Good with cats,
House-trained,
Spayed or Neutered,
Shots are up-to-date,
Story
Meet Oliver: Professional Introvert, Part-Time Chaos Gremlin, Full-Time Good Boy
He’s about 3-ish years old, part pug, part mystery, and currently accepting applications for a very specific kind of human: patient, persistent, and not personally offended by being ignored…for a while.
Looking for a dog who won’t smother you with affection the second you walk in the door? Tired of overly needy cuddle bugs? Boy, do I have the anti-velcro dog for you. Except...he will be wildly excited when you get home: full body wiggles, nub tail working overtime, pure joy radiating from his entire being…just please don’t get any ideas about petting him. Admire the enthusiasm. Do not touch the art.
He is proudly anti-velcro…yet somehow also just velcro enough to give you a flat tire because he follows so closely behind you and maybe rest his head on your leg or sit behind you on the couch. Personal space is confusing, apparently.
Oliver has been in rescue for over 6 months, and somewhere along the way, no one told him that hands = pets and love. So right now, hands are more like…suspicious sky snakes. We’re working on it.
Getting Oliver to go where you want him to go is less “come here, buddy” and more “I am now a border collie herding a very questionable flock of ducks.” And when all else fails? A yoga mat makes an excellent mobile corral. Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.
Stairs? A theatrical production. You will place tiny offerings (think pupperoni on each step), walk away like you didn’t just build a charcuterie staircase, and he will, guided by scent and sheer determination, follow his nose like the brave little cryptid he is.
Here’s what Oliver does bring to the table:
Fully potty trained (with the understanding that his kennel is his safe place and helps keep any “maybe I’ll mark this” ideas in check)
A+ eater. Zero notes. Would attend a competitive eating contest if eligible.
Kennel trained—he’ll often run in voluntarily, especially if snacks are involved (which they should be)
Sleeps in bed like he pays rent
LOVES other dogs and is deeply bonded with his foster siblings (big, small - he’s not picky, just socially selective with humans)
Generally does well with cats. And visitors? They get the same gaslighting welcome I love you I'm excited you're here wait you thought I wanted you to actually pay attention to me? As long as everyone respects his “I will simply remove myself from this situation” coping strategy and you, his human enforce that, he's golden. You're there to protect and serve. Of course.
An underbite so good it deserves its own fan club. Truly. It’s art.
Progress report (because we love growth):We are working on petting. If Oliver is in his kennel and…well…contained, he’s learning to trust that hands can be kind. With a soft voice and slow movements, he’ll allow pets and doesn’t try to nip. Current approved petting zones include chest, neck, and under the chin, basically the VIP section. Going at his speed is key.
Here’s where things get a little…Oliver:
Leashes? Not yet. Harnesses? A work in progress. Personal space? Very important.
Being picked up is a hard no. Emergency blanket burrito method has been used, but he finds it deeply offensive and occasionally expresses his feelings…physically.
He’s not your brewery patio sidekick or social butterfly. Think more “mysterious loner in the corner who eventually becomes your favorite character.”
Kids: Oliver should be the only tiny gremlin. Not that he can't be in the same room but he's a safety first kind of guy.
Bonus Oliver Lore:
Car rides currently betray him. He does get carsick, and while we’re working on desensitizing him, he will not willingly enter a vehicle—beef liver treats be damned. At this time, kennel-to-car is the move.
If he does get sick, he will thoughtfully attempt to cover it up if provided with a towel. A considerate king. A problem solver. A gentleman of the highest order.
Oliver doesn’t confront the world, he retreats from it. Which means he needs a home that respects his pace, reads his signals, and celebrates the small wins (like existing in the same room as you without suspicion).
Important Fine Print (read this like a contract you actually care about):
Oliver is by appointment only. He welcomes a “swing by and meet him real quick” from his foster home but is not yet an adoption event kind of guy.
There is a very strong chance that much of the progress he’s made will need to be rebuilt with his new human and dog sibling. This isn’t failure, it’s just how dogs like Oliver learn. The blueprint exists, but you’ll be the one laying the bricks.
His dream home:
Another playful, confident dog to show him the ropes (this is non-negotiable, he thrives with a dog buddy)
A securely fenced yard for zoomies, because walks aren’t his thing…yet
Humans with grit: the kind who understand that trust isn’t given, it’s earned slowly, quietly, and 100% worth it
Oliver is not for everyone. In fact, he’s for a very specific someone. The kind of person who doesn’t need instant gratification, who sees the potential in a dog who’s still figuring it all out, and who will stick around long enough to watch him bloom.
Because he will.
And when he does? It’s going to feel like you won the lottery…except the jackpot is a weird little pug mix with a legendary underbite who finally decided you’re safe.
If you’re ready to earn it, Oliver’s ready to try
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