Size
(when grown) Med. 26-60 lbs (12-27 kg)
Details
Spayed or Neutered,
Shots are up-to-date,
Story
I’m the sweetest, friendliest dog here. So why does everybody keep walking on by?
Hi folks:
My name is Randy and I am a 1-year-old, male, black and tan, French bulldog mix who wonders why everybody keeps walking on by. I’m very sweet, very friendly, a little bit awkward, and a lot goofy. Okay, I’m really, really goofy. But that’s just part of my charm.
I mean, nobody who is looking to adopt stops by to say hello. Most people just go right on by my kennel. At best, they stop and talk to my kennel mate, but not to me.
Haven’t you had something happen in your life where you said, “if only I had a chance, I could handle that job, or relationship or movie career”? Have you ever had to just sit there and grind your teeth and say, “why is that schmuck getting promoted? I’m 10 times better at things than he is! If only the boss would give me a chance.”
Well basically, that’s my situation. I can not only make your life better when things are going smoothly, I can be there for you when things are a little rough. Wouldn’t you like to be able to say to your friends, “it was tough there for a while, but Randy sustained me in my time of despair”?
I get along great with other dogs. I’m interested in cats, but I leave them alone. And when you come by, I’ll do everything, except maybe stand on my head, to get you to come over and talk to me, and pet on me, and to give me a chance. I’m a medium sized dog, so you don’t have to worry about me being underfoot or jumping up on granny and knocking her to the floor. I’m just the right size.
So, what do you say? Fill out an application and come on down for a visit. That’s all I’m asking for. Just get to know me I guarantee you’ll think I’m great. If you meet me and don’t think I’m great, then no harm no foul. At least I got a hooman to stop by and say hello. At least I got my chance. And you’ll always know you gave it to me.
I really hope to see you soon. Thanks for reading all the way to the end.
Love, Randy
EULOGY OF OLD DRUM 1870
“The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is the dog.“
Senator George G. Vest
